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a crudely drawn comic strip consisting of four amateurish marker drawings of dogs wearing sunglasses and smoking cigarettes their names are blood man hell dog piss: the dog and tony knives, who is riding a skateboard and additionally has a sub-label titling him as being "rudest dog"
bad week 2026 day 19 - 4 very rude dogs
a back page ad in The Onion physical issue the shows a gurney in a morgue with a white sheet over a dead body with the caption "only some people get to live" and the ad is supposed to be from health insurance company Cigna
my spouse got an onion subscription for Xmas and ya'll there are zero punches being pulled
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
eric adams just went on tv and when he was asked what he’s going to do tomorrow he said “travel to some countries”
Oh no, thank you, I actually just had a year.
too much america 250 :/
Thursday, January 1 12:06 New York City's Mayor Zohran Mamdani, the 34-year-old democratic socialist who captured New Yorkers' attention and ardor, was officially sworn in.
Happy new year, all!
I predict 2026 will be the stupidest year in US history. Not stupidest thus far. Like after this year there will never be a year this stupid again.
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
sherman, for the love of god!
Rudy Giuliani on Facebook posting a photo of the twin towers burning on 911 superimposed with his own face and the message "New York, you forgot"
Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one
MSNBC Live coverage: @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social interviewing a pink unicorn on live television is giving me life. #NoKings
10 months in and we're getting drunk SS members asking local cops if they're Haitian
I don’t understand why we need a “Columbus Day” when this country celebrates incompetent white men failing up and taking what isn’t theirs all year round.
NPR is highlighting Indigenous stories from across its network in celebrations of Indigenous Peoples Day. n.pr/47nGDK8
gameboy screenshot, first person, 3d maze, with floating happy faces, one looks like a ball, one has a round bottom but looks flatter on top, one looks more like a square but isn't smiling (straight mouth). caption reads: watch out! they only look happy!
faceball 2000, print ad screenshot & caption, game boy (1992) archive.org/details/vide...
we live in an era of incredible video editing skills being using to create the most insane media
It’s boiling in October because you’re using ChatGPT to write your emails, Janice.
“Our findings clearly demonstrate that Long COVID brain fog should be recognized as a legitimate clinical condition. This could encourage the healthcare industry to accelerate the development of diagnostic and therapeutic approaches for this disorder,” concludes Prof. Takahashi.
Scientists Finally Reveal Biological Basis of Long COVID Brain Fog.
Patients with brain fog may have disrupted AMPA receptor (AMPAR) expression—key molecules for memory and learning. Imaging of Long COVID patients showed elevated AMPAR density tied to more severe cognitive impairment.
Texas Tech isn't the only university system handing down chilling, verbal-only directives banning discussions about transgender identity. If this is happening at your institution, I want to know about it--reach me on Signal at emmawhitford.96
www.insidehighered.com/node/192421/...
congrats!! i hope all goes well! 🤞
Ok. So there's A LOT of misinformation about the government shutdown, the continuing resolution and gender-affirming care. There was one article in PinkNews that was VERY shoddy about what Trump said. So let's breakdown what's true and what's BS. 1/
www.thepinknews.com/2025/09/29/t...