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I love my mushroom bugs 🍄

1 month ago 1270 388 8 1
a crudely drawn comic strip consisting of four amateurish marker drawings of dogs wearing sunglasses and smoking cigarettes
their names are
blood man
hell dog
piss: the dog
and tony knives, who is riding a skateboard and additionally has a sub-label titling him as being "rudest dog"

a crudely drawn comic strip consisting of four amateurish marker drawings of dogs wearing sunglasses and smoking cigarettes their names are blood man hell dog piss: the dog and tony knives, who is riding a skateboard and additionally has a sub-label titling him as being "rudest dog"

bad week 2026 day 19 - 4 very rude dogs

2 months ago 944 221 18 7
a back page ad in The Onion physical issue the shows a gurney in a morgue with a white sheet over a dead body with the caption "only some people get to live" and the ad is supposed to be from health insurance company Cigna

a back page ad in The Onion physical issue the shows a gurney in a morgue with a white sheet over a dead body with the caption "only some people get to live" and the ad is supposed to be from health insurance company Cigna

my spouse got an onion subscription for Xmas and ya'll there are zero punches being pulled

2 months ago 1467 179 1 3
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio) YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free

2 months ago 97472 40807 4293 5340

eric adams just went on tv and when he was asked what he’s going to do tomorrow he said “travel to some countries”

3 months ago 1826 133 87 65

Oh no, thank you, I actually just had a year.

3 months ago 221 55 0 2

too much america 250 :/

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Thursday, January 1 
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New York City's Mayor Zohran Mamdani, the 34-year-old democratic socialist who captured New Yorkers' attention and ardor, was officially sworn in.

Thursday, January 1 12:06 New York City's Mayor Zohran Mamdani, the 34-year-old democratic socialist who captured New Yorkers' attention and ardor, was officially sworn in.

Happy new year, all!

3 months ago 831 76 9 2

I predict 2026 will be the stupidest year in US history. Not stupidest thus far. Like after this year there will never be a year this stupid again.

3 months ago 1362 149 53 13
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

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sherman, for the love of god!

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Rudy Giuliani on Facebook posting a photo of the twin towers burning on 911 superimposed with his own face and the message "New York, you forgot"

Rudy Giuliani on Facebook posting a photo of the twin towers burning on 911 superimposed with his own face and the message "New York, you forgot"

Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one

5 months ago 7351 1063 75 506
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MSNBC Live coverage: @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social interviewing a pink unicorn on live television is giving me life. #NoKings

6 months ago 3087 589 31 50

10 months in and we're getting drunk SS members asking local cops if they're Haitian

6 months ago 1239 332 13 7

I don’t understand why we need a “Columbus Day” when this country celebrates incompetent white men failing up and taking what isn’t theirs all year round.

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Highlighting Indigenous stories from across NPR's network NPR is highlighting Indigenous stories from across its network in celebrations of Indigenous Peoples Day.

NPR is highlighting Indigenous stories from across its network in celebrations of Indigenous Peoples Day. n.pr/47nGDK8

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gameboy screenshot, first person, 3d maze, with floating happy faces, one looks like a ball, one has a round bottom but looks flatter on top, one looks more like a square but isn't smiling (straight mouth).
caption reads: watch out! they only look happy!

gameboy screenshot, first person, 3d maze, with floating happy faces, one looks like a ball, one has a round bottom but looks flatter on top, one looks more like a square but isn't smiling (straight mouth). caption reads: watch out! they only look happy!

faceball 2000, print ad screenshot & caption, game boy (1992) archive.org/details/vide...

9 months ago 954 281 12 9
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we live in an era of incredible video editing skills being using to create the most insane media

6 months ago 1418 381 20 11

It’s boiling in October because you’re using ChatGPT to write your emails, Janice.

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How to Turn Off AI Tools Like Gemini, Apple Intelligence, Copilot, and More - Consumer Reports AI features are crowding into Google search, Gmail, iPhones, Windows laptops, and other products. If you're suffering from AI overload, these settings can help.

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“Our findings clearly demonstrate that Long COVID brain fog should be recognized as a legitimate clinical condition. This could encourage the healthcare industry to accelerate the development of diagnostic and therapeutic approaches for this disorder,” concludes Prof. Takahashi.

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Scientists Finally Reveal Biological Basis of Long COVID Brain Fog Researchers employed a specialized brain imaging technique to identify a potential biomarker and therapeutic target for Long COVID. More than four years after the onset of the COVID-19 pandemic, scien...

Scientists Finally Reveal Biological Basis of Long COVID Brain Fog.

Patients with brain fog may have disrupted AMPA receptor (AMPAR) expression—key molecules for memory and learning. Imaging of Long COVID patients showed elevated AMPAR density tied to more severe cognitive impairment.

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Texas Ban on Transgender Course Content Sows Chaos Verbal-only policies prohibiting academic discussions of trans identity appear to be extending beyond the Texas Tech system and now include anti-trans curricular reviews.

Texas Tech isn't the only university system handing down chilling, verbal-only directives banning discussions about transgender identity. If this is happening at your institution, I want to know about it--reach me on Signal at emmawhitford.96

www.insidehighered.com/node/192421/...

6 months ago 334 155 4 7

congrats!! i hope all goes well! 🤞

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Trump threatens to shut down US government unless all trans health care is banned The US government's looming shutdown hinges on anti-trans measures after Donald Trump refused to speak to Democrats unless they were passed.

Ok. So there's A LOT of misinformation about the government shutdown, the continuing resolution and gender-affirming care. There was one article in PinkNews that was VERY shoddy about what Trump said. So let's breakdown what's true and what's BS. 1/
www.thepinknews.com/2025/09/29/t...

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