When your own assassination attempt has been carefully scripted, there is nothing to investigate but typos.

We know that TACO is as dumb as a rock. Is it possible that VPJD is actually dumber than a rock?

Nothing new! He was never fit to serve. He’s a Russian asset. Clean house! Purge them all!

Not enough! Get some irrefutable evidence of his being a Russian asset and and remove the whole regime!

I wonder if the six Catholic judges on the Supreme Court are taking the words of their Pope seriously?

Incredible!

I don’t agree with Israel, but after a meeting with VPJD I think I’d like to go bomb something too.

And don't forget that he's a traitorous Russian Asset. MAGA doesn't care who he raped.

The shots of our Artemis II off-planet heroes return should inspire all of us to make positive advances for our nation. For instance, shifting focus from the sexual abuse debacle of the E Files to the Russian asset aspect that would result in instant removal of the entire traitorous regime.

After threatening to obliterate an entire nation, the tiny titan has now made it clear that the 1.5 billion Catholics of the world had better be on the right side or else. Yet a few dozen GOP Congressmen could side with the right side and stop it all. History's greatest grifters. Never forget.

What are the chances that a toady VP and a Cabinet full of sycophants are going to unanimously agree that TACO is sinking more rapidly by the day into the depths of madness and the only answer is the 25th Amendment? Let’s hope for a more rational alternative.

“Christian” Nationalism preaches that we must be Israel’s allies or suffer the horrible curse of an obscure Old Testament prophecy. The irony is that the horrible curse already occasionally occupies the Oval Office between golf games.

He’s a festering boil in a long red tie threatening genocide on an entire civilization. Does anyone in the soon to be extinct GOP Congress find this to be inappropriate behavior?

So, the VP will now carry the honorable title, Fraud Czar, the Russian origin of this designation not a surprise. However, Fraud Fuhrer would ring better, more alliterative and appropriately more fascist.

I take great comfort in the fact that the Chief Executive can take time off during a war he started to name-call an American icon like Bruce Springsteen. It's the leader's attention to detail that matters. (Have you seen the golden drape sample for the Epstein Memorial Ballroom? It's to die for.)

I doubt Hegseth is fully equipped in any capacity.

The bloated decaying apricot just called Bruce Springsteen a dried-up prune? He's not even competent at kindergarten insults. May the Epstein files be released and may he continue to rot in solitary confinement listening to "Better Days" on a loop.

The Iranian people were pro-American even after the US military bombed a girl's school? They know our supposed leader is a hateful lunatic, don't they?

and cats.

Eisenhower would not recognize his Party. Every Republican must be voted out and their Party-for-profit returned to the Stone Age where they belong and where their abysmally stupid, demon-child leader already lives.

We should start a Go-fund-me for a million $ monument to be built in DC for the person who finally leaks the entire Epstein files. Meanwhile, who is Rob Schneider? Did he used to be somebody? Do we care what he says about the draft or anything else?

At merely 250 years old, the USA is still an infant among nations with a spoiled child in charge who continually throws tantrums when he doesn't get his way. When are we going to grow up?

Cats understand death and experience grief and mourning. Depending on the highly diverse personalities of individuals, a cat can grieve for a period of days to months; some even longer. They need a lot of human love and understanding during these times.

Yes, I’ve been on blood thinner meds for years (for a-fib) and bruising is normal. He definitely has heart issues. His cognitive decline should be obvious to a 5 year old.

Anyone his age who takes a cognitive test 3 times really needs it. At least he got some of the answers right the third time.

Scalping by TACO’s oil buddies, as always. I wonder what his cut is?

He's right. I'm sorry he's a FLOTUS.

Back in high school, I learned that the principal reason Hitler lost WWII was because he was waging it on two fronts that closed in around him. Now we have TACO doing the same thing. With Iran on one front and the American people on the other. We'll witness the strength of our front on Saturday.

Ted Cruz has proven himself time and again in his heroic feats of self-preservation, regardless of how many Texans may have to be inconvenienced or die to achieve it. He'll find a way. Cowardice always prevails.

Is it the Epstein War, the Insider Trading War, the Impotent Congress War, the Blame the Democrats War…so many choices. But, those golden ballroom drapes are going to be exquisite, don’t you agree? (We’ll discuss at the No Low I Q Kings March this week)