My app is giving me grief for getting hardly any sleep. Don't have a go at me, tell the Little Owl that's perched near my bedroom window all night making Jurassic Park sounds.

Wow, well done, that's incredible!

Until he starts writing shit in more readable paragraphs, I'll not bother with that.

And why is it in the news? It's not new and was always entirely predictable.

That was a mad thing, at the time when there was the hope/dream that the battle wasn't over after the ref was 'advisory' it served a purpose. But to still have FBPE in your profile now is a bit lame.
Also, some of them turned out to be a bit phobic, toxic & bullying.

80's poodle rock was camp as a row of tents, whilst at the same time pretending to be menacing and hard.
So funny.

Good news! The targeted ads for hearing aids have finally given up.
Feast your eyes on the "nail mushrooms" treatment advert. Also, not needed.
I must be so oooold.

Even your musicians look like wrestlers!

From interesting article:
open.substack.com/pub/theresis...

It has got to be this, America haven't got much in the way of triumph at the moment.

An otch-potch.

Some people have savings, some have kids 😂

IT'S A SALAD!

In the UK the right-wing flag-shaggers are just wrong 'uns & ageing football hooligans.
Is it the same in Ireland? Or do they also include ex-/current home-grown militias?

Sounds like he's saving to move out. This weekend, it will be a nice lesson in income & expenditure for him.

I'm surprised RSPB didn't use a photo that showed the crazy
"The giraffe has a really long neck" Shows photo of a horse.

Hoopoe birb

Always chuffed when I see one, fairly common in France. Their crest is most splendid.

Well ...

Thats Shocking Elf GIF ALT: Thats Shocking Elf GIF

Should've guessed.

Cheque and flowers would be given to a refugee charity/centre as quick as.
I'm sure there'll be stories of Nigel reneging on the prize in the very near future.

Geez, and Jake won't be alone, there'll also be Jakes on the other sides, plural.

Jake is a radicalised cunt of the first order.
#lbc

@lewisgoodall.com getting all the cunts ringing in today.

I had one 125ml glass of red last night and promptly fell asleep on the sofa. I'm that hard-core.

Nah. Kidney function is just fine, thanks.

6Music playing Arcade Fire, I love Arcade Fire, but feel like I shouldn't with allegations hanging over Win Butler. It's tricky 🤔

8-10 is two of us from 10am, coffee before that.
The red wine stops the pinging 😉👍

We can get 'mergency Yorkshire tea in Super U 🇫🇷, a one time thing — you need to sell a kidney for 80.

2 a day?
Oh my sweet summer child.
I sometimes have 2 in the same big mug 😂
8-10 bags a day, easy.

Gotta go, need to arrange a Christmas air-drop.