I mean my parents just completely forgot about mine because they were too busy having fun at Disney World while I was stuck watching their pets. It's not your fault they refuse to contact their own kid's birthday.

me lately

Juno’s taxes get audited 💸

Learn to live a little

I need income in order to pay for food and bills and stuff

you can commission me
calmnivore.com
or donate
ko-fi.com/calmnivore
any amount is appreciated but if you need some arbitrary number to guide you, I'd appreciate $5

A digitally painted fanart of the PS1 game Parasite Eve. Aya stands off center of the piece, looking confidently at the viewer with her hand on her pistol. Behind her, a large image of Melissa’s/Eve’s face looms, morphing into Eve again to the left side of the painting. Eve holds her hands to her stomach, pregnant with the Ultimate Being. Below, the adult version of the Ultimate Being can be seen above the New York City skyline. The piece is painted in cyans, dark purples, and greens, with a bright crimson overlay reminiscent of veins.

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

#parasiteeve #ps1

🎶this is how legends are made🎶

You nasty motherfucker

Good Morning! As of today I am quitting my job; Details ⬇️

EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS! Shit so dire I don’t have time to make my post pretty

Anyway I am offering discord stickers doodles for $65 a pop (flat colored)

Or flat commissions for $80 (full body)

Please DM ME

Silly comic about a military guy standing next to a puppy saying; "We've recruited our strongest soldier" in the next panel, it is a close up of the medal the puppy is wearing. The medal is inscribed with the words; "Favorite fictional character is Canon ded"

Strongest soldier

You should see the French quarter post a night of Mardi Gras. Drunkards puke and throw trash all over and the next morning all you can smell is bleach and see bar/shop owners picking up trash and hosing the street.

Holy

Wanted to to share this illustration of my two adopt gals by @coffekat.bsky.social !

Hostage

Stancil occupied government

Exactly one year ago today:

that one meme from the other site but with sunchasers

@edge-bakfoo.bsky.social did the voices for yi and kuafu #ninesols #九日

What is the black out tattoo idea btw

I am a person to live with

As of the time I'm posting this, it's been 6 times

Itty bitty pomni.

A side by side of the leaked Vyper Deadlock redesign model and the current placeholder model.

I have my clear preference

The culprit:

the thing at the mall that jay eazy's friend was breaking in the mega man promo video

what if it was all a dream?

Grab the rat

its so cool that literally every job now is understaffed by 30-50%. its great because i didnt want whatever it was done well or with any care at all. but please keep raising prices anyway

kinda funny how Republican voters are inarguably happier when a Dem is president. they don’t actually want to be in charge of shit, they want to roll coal and whip themselves into a frenzy over wholly imaginary liberal tyranny. now they’ve caught the car and it fuckin sucks