In some other timeline, we’re all watching the BBCAN14 premiere this week 😔

People on Insta and Twitter are actually mad at Rob for turning on a fellow traitor 😭 They don’t understand that his girl’s life was on the line at that roundtable! #thetraitorsus

C*lton is fuckin NASTY and RUTHLESS on #TheTraitors…

And ngl I kinda live 🙈 I don’t like him as a person but this is the shit reality TV thrives on!! #TheTraitorsUS

Oh so the boot order is my actual pre-season nightmare come to life… got it.

At least we still have Natalie. And I guess I like the traitors. Gotta figure out which of these other dummies I can root for…

#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

Oh we’re off to a terrible start already 😭

Us strategy lovers are really gonna be in the trenches huh ✌️

#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

In an era where production is trying to make it a family-friendly show all about human connection, Savannah proved that being a slightly delulu cutthroat bitch can still bring you success in the game and I LOVE that #Survivor #Survivor49

The fucking scream I let out when Eric Stein showed up on my TV screen in the year 2025!!! #BB27

I think the casuals hate the cheatmance so much that they’re rooting for Ashley to win 😬 Morgan is queen but an Ashley win would also be iconicccc 💅 #BB27

I actually like the way this season has been scheduled/paced, with the fast endgame jury phase. My only complaint is with the White Locust twist fucking with the core mechanics of the game. It should’ve just been a double or something else that didn’t ruin the plot. #BB27

Managed to avoid double eviction spoilers and finally just caught up!! Literally a PERFECT pair of evictees 😭🙌 Exactly what I wanted 🤩 #BB27 #bbsky

Outcomes that would satisfy me this week:

- Kelley finally fucking leaving
- Lauren being blindsided
- Vince being forced to break a tie

And I think these are all very possible! 😌 #BB27 #bbsky

This is not the worst case scenario but still very worried for my faves… #BB27 #bbsky

#BB27 Wall Comp Status:
❌Ashley
❌Ava
❌Katherine
❌Keanu
❌Kelley
❌Lauren
❌Mickey
❌Morgan
👑Vince
❌Will

#BB27 Wall Comp Status:
❌Ashley
❌Ava
Katherine
❌Keanu
❌Kelley
❌Lauren
❌Mickey
❌Morgan
Vince
❌Will

#BB27 Wall Comp Status:
❌Ashley
❌Ava
Katherine
❌Keanu
❌Kelley
Lauren
❌Mickey
❌Morgan
Vince
❌Will

#BB27 Wall Comp Status:
❌Ashley
❌Ava
Katherine
Keanu
❌Kelley
Lauren
❌Mickey
❌Morgan
Vince
❌Will

#BB27 Wall Comp Status:
❌Ashley
❌Ava
Katherine
Keanu
Kelley
Lauren
❌Mickey
❌Morgan
Vince
❌Will

#BB27 Wall Comp Status:
❌Ashley
Ava
Katherine
Keanu
Kelley
Lauren
❌Mickey
❌Morgan
Vince
❌Will

#BB27 Wall Comp Status:
❌Ashley
Ava
Katherine
Keanu
Kelley
Lauren
Mickey
❌Morgan
Vince
❌Will

#BB27 Wall Comp Status:
❌Ashley
Ava
Katherine
Keanu
Kelley
Lauren
Mickey
Morgan
Vince
❌Will

Rachel serving his tea #BB27 #bbsky

Oh GAGGGGG they’re all gonna be gooped 😭😂 Reeeeeeally nervous now. It’s either best case or worst case scenario right now.

Vince, Ava, and Mickey all need to come through. 🙏 #BB27 #bbsky

I want Morgan to win Block Buster but at the same time I really do feel like the only chance of Rylie leaving is if he’s up against Morgan 😭 #BB27 #bbsky

The way a week ago I literally thought Vince and Zach were gonna be final two LMFAOOOO #BB27 #bbsky

Rachel Reilly is the fucking president of Team Fun Feeds #BB27 #bbsky

The way I would've been livid and checked out for the entire week if Rylie had stayed HOH, and now I'm here giggling and giddily kicking my feet I LOVE THIS SHOW #BB27 #bbsky

All 3 powers working successfully on Big Brother is actually mind-blowing. #BB27 #bbsky

Irdc I'll take somewhat boring repeat noms as long as my faves are safe and we no longer have that fucking nightmare scenario of Rylie as HOH!! 😌 #BB27 #bbsky

Ava being in the jacuzzi every single night is sooooo me #BB27 #bbsky

This episode has been packed to the BRIM with content!! Drama, competitions, guest appearances, AND they gave us the intro? Well-fed tonight. 😊 #BB27 #bbsky