In a nutshell. 😊

Geez!

I'm telling you, this drinking game is going to make you *very* drunk.

There was also a reason for "doing" Iwo Jima.

Disabuse me of the notion that putting ICE doofuses into airports isn't a precursor to leaving them in those cities once TSA gets funded...

Eid Mubarak!

Get rid of the #EpsteinClass!

@karaswisher.bsky.social I smell a WaPo bargain!

Why is not John Stewart running for President in 2028???

#StewartPresident2028

Amen.

This is getting to be too much.

You've got a problem if bribe-guzzling Tom Homan is what passes for an "adult" in your administration.

"Domestic terrorism"

Seems likely the members of Trump's "Board of Peace" will be the countries that value peace least.

That fits.

Where's the barf emoji when you need it?

Carney's "middle powers" appeal is powerful. Get to it, world!

Wow. Who'd ever think words like that could make sense?

Love this man.

And France.

There are no people friendlier, nicer, and more hospitable than the residents of the twin cities.

An additional reason Trump's actions explode credibility.

This is fucking crazy.

This is fucking crazy.

I've seen more people than I would've thought thinking things will get *clearer* "once the dust settles".

Fuckers.

You know it's weird when you're having trouble telling the difference between pictures from Tehran and Minneapolis.

Faaaaak! Balls of steel. Lucky Minnesotans.

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Jus' sayin', if you were to put nazis.us in your browser, you might be snarkily surprised to find yourself at DHS's website.

Hey, @alphanewsmn.bsky.social -

There are some files marked "Epstein" I'd like you to get your hands on.

Thank God!

Thank God for AOC.

So Trump says he'll do bad things (I assume he means kill) to Iran's leaders if the government starts killing civillians.

And what are we...chopped liver?!