the social media era convinced me that "be yourself" is on balance bad advice

putting skate starters on random 20 stairs pedestrians keep wiping out lol

when peel off the tight as jeans & her (my) is all compressed & tiny cute

the look he gives when about to find his guiding moonlight you were at my side all along

*desperate for <1y hrt dih voice* ya sure, passoids have privelege. like they uh get to use the left lane on the uh highway i​ guess

long a needle

yoo i​ so just tittered i'm such cunmt

sign written in marker "we are hiring bbq"

*bites lip*

why people brag about getting sucked dry i​ dont think i've even once used lube fa that

mikey still effortlessly the sluttiest one of. the pictuee

nobody stimming can do it like me (drinking iced powdered milk with whole peppercorns)

ma'am that's sweet but i​ am above youre skill level

where's the free use?? WHERE

car flying through the air over the highway

doordashing today

whose been industry planting ivy wolk? shes like the most 2016 person i've ever seen it rocks

bald girl dick she takes finesse t' ride

fran has trouble with her pronouns

fujoing Out at nials & i'd be roz

roz from frasier with her hair swept over most of her face

she is me, i-in a way

girl named boobs so her boobs are titular boobs

gave up the boylife but still drink enuff for 2'holics

world smartest bird has something to tell u

i like 3 but i​ think 4 is the best

guys im a popular loner

the whole verse? wow i​ stole her hole flow

phallic? yonic? bich i'm hooked on phonics

phallic? yonic? bich i'm hooked on phonics

idl what the guy who coined "cockeyed" was up to but it cant of been good

guns were already cocks by then & it still managed to get sexed up not down

I'm sick of meaning I just wanna hold you