Donald Trump is very unpopular and being seen as opposing Donald Trump in clear moral terms is an almost instant path to political and cultural relevance.

No you’re more interesting in getting your ya-ya’s out and feeling “better than other people” not building coalitions and winning elections by getting more votes than the other candidate. We are not the same.

never really had a doubt they were going to end up owning that stupid thing, no matter how long it took (also today is 27 years since columbine)

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

Leaving aside the basic fact of its absurdity - no, the average IQ in Somalia isn’t 70 - all I see here is a couple of idiots desperate for an unearned reason to think they’re better than others. Pathetic.

Winning elections > your fee-fees

Kamala Harris might be our President if she hadn’t said that “there would be no daylight between her and Joe Biden.” But she did, she killed her campaign’s momentum stone dead, and she went 0 for 7 in the Battleground states.

Yep.

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Also not an editorial board, which consists of more than person, unless you’re a megalomaniac.

Hush, the adults are talking.

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

Frankly Dave Portnoy should stick to driving nails.

MY DICK IS KILLING ME

The Boston Bruins this morning:

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

when you handpick both Haley Stevens and Janet Mills

Chuck Schumer is going to have to literally choose between Israel and being Senate Majority Leader.

This is why centrists are focusing entirely on people like Hasan Piker and trying to shoot the messenger.

They’ve completely lost on Israel and have run out of plausible excuses and denials.

Oswald Mosley is regrettably “The One That Got Away”… from Tommy Shelby.

With the possible exception of JK Rowling, who missed the point of the Harry Potter books.

i was just saying to a friend a few days ago that trump's public opinion collapse opens up the field of possibilities in ways that are truly unpredictable. it is one thing for a president to be this popular at the *end* of their turn, but not even two years in?

>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade

What did he know?

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

Spoilers for desi republicans, who have (I presume) not looked back to history from 100 years ago: this ends with a noose around your necks. Best of luck!

There's a sense in which I respect the evangelical leaders who unhesitatingly lined up behind the idea that President Pedophile B. Antichrist, the libertine looting and burning the world every day, is god's manifestation on earth. You have to rework your brain and moral sense so much to get there.

Now we just have to pray that Arteta doesn’t do anything exceptionally foolish in the Champions League Semifinals to “prove” to the supporters that we’re still serious about the Premier League. We’re going to need him to resist that urge as much as possible tbh.

Keaton Siebenaler of Joplin killed a 2-year-old girl

Love seeing pure Anti Politics being an applause line at a Democratic political conference.

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It’s a real mystery why men are struggling with loneliness!