Cause I was like ain’t no way they hit me back to back already??? 😭😭😭

They do this every time 😭😭 I’m sick of them

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OUUUUUUUUUUU i almost sent you to outer space

Don’t wanna meal prep but I have to 😔

@missohjay.blacksky.app came to mind. I feel like our dynamic would be weird but it would work 😭😭😭

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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO omg im flattered

@whoevenisjah.bsky.social
@thiqkkmamii.bsky.social
@astoldbynai.blacksky.app
@meekayelah.blacksky.app
@prettttystoned.bsky.social
@missohjay.blacksky.app

Oh we would have a TIME

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Oh it’s not looking good for me then

If we don’t see you by end of day tomorrow I’m calling in a wellness check

It’s like I don’t remember how to write properly anymore 😭

I gotta see your handwriting first before we draw that conclusion 🤣

My penmanship has declined so much since I left undergrad. Is this a symptom of being in tech

I hope you learned your lesson

LMFAOOOOOOOOO don’t do me like that 😭😭😭

What meme???

Just let me know when my plate ready

If a man ran game on me like Speedy Morman, I’m folding IMMEDIATELY. 😭

GIRL

Lawd I’m getting lightheaded and nauseous let me go get something to eat before I pass out

Absolutely nothing 😩😭 if it’s hot it’s hot, if it’s cold it’s cold

That move bled my pockets DRY it’s a wonder I still got some money left 😭

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Just paid off both my credit cards. Nobody talk to me

It is 1000% okay to outgrow people, places and things. I support it to the fullest.

I love a good leg day pump

One sided beef be so crazy especially when the other person doesn’t even know why you dislike them lol.

You’d think people would take a hint. Why are you still tryna reach me after 6 months 😐

This but afrobeats for me