Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

Eat rat dick, RFK Jr.

“Will Iran give peace a chance?”

The framing from Fox News I overheard on the radio this morning. Just ridiculous framing and transparent propaganda. Trump threatened to erase their entire civilization just the other week, but sure, Iran is the intransigent opponent of peace.

announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite

What do wizards use to lubricate their wands?

Caster oil.

The 10yo was asking this morning if he’ll get the day off school when it happens.

What’s a landslide’s favorite Will Ferrell movie?

A Night at the Roxbury

Flipped off a cybertruck today so hard you’d think John Hughes was filming it.

a man in a suit and tie is talking into two microphones . Alt: GWB Mission Accomplished.

Got yelled at by the family for answering questions too quickly while we were watching Jeopardy.

“Grounds to Acquit” would be a great name for a coffee shop for defense attorneys.

This is a dance off. If you see this, repost a dance, or you're eliminated.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman on screen pretend to be a dog and bark for Jacob Elordi, I’d have two nickels. I’ll bet I’m gonna get more nickels.

Giving GWB a pass on torture absolutely is a large part of why Trump got away with inciting an insurrection, and is getting away with blowing up fishing boats in international waters and creating concentration camps.

it's cool that the one thing both of them agree on is that transgender people should be denied healthcare. both those ghouls can go to hell

“Abolish ICE” won 2nd place tonight at trivia. Woot!

Hey fyi way too many, even leftists who should know better, effusively praising the papacy is making it way, way more difficult to organize against this.

This trans healthcare ban is literally going to cost trans people's lives but yeah, woke pope made a statement or whatever.

Channing Tatum from Jupiter Ascending.

His name should’ve been Gene Wolfe.

Washington Generals style offense. Can’t use plays that work.

The wife and I finished watching DTF, St. Louis and ***spoilers***, the ending was super depressing and overall the show ended up having a very conservative, puritanical take on using hookup apps and also ended up very body shammy. Good acting, interesting characters, horrible themes.

Substack, the site that promotes Andrew Tate? Yeah, I got the moral clarity to avoid that site at least.

Finally saw Bladerunner 2049, convinced he wanted to do Messiah cuz he just loves ghola reunification scenes.

YouTube commercial fwiw. 🤷

“When I started my recording business, figuring out the finances and taxes sure felt like adulting…”

Because it is! Most people don’t do taxes for fun! They do them because they’re legally mandated adult chores! Ahhhh!!!

That commercial makes me want to scream every time I hear it.

again I struggle with... our information economy is so broken that I don't know if Democrats are running on "we're going to start trials on the pancreatic cancer vaccine again" but like. Shouldn't they be????

An mRNA treatment for PANCREATIC CANCER was in trials, among many other uses. Choosing to end this research is choosing to sentence millions to an early, painful death

"if you were in charge of star trek, what would you do?"

Meticulously Nuremberg the shit out of Section 31, then follow a ship of Starfleet investigators as they have cool adventures tracking down the stragglers that went to ground around the galaxy.

a man is running through a tunnel with a yellow line on the floor Alt: A running man slides under a descending door.

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