It’s hard to keep track. We’ve reached the point where if a kid walked in and said “but Mr. Johnson, the parent newsletter said it’s ’dress like Frida Kahlo day’” the teachers would probably complement the eyebrow work and just sort of roll with it.
Posts by MaconDawg
For my last Buying Power of the year, I wrote about one way to think about the divergence in consumer sentiment (bad) and behavior (free-spending) this year: It’s the YOLO economy, typified by the expanding popularity of services like Klarna and Affirm. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Never fail to be disappointed that the trophy bowl isn’t full of Cheez-its.
Hawaii could win this one solely by sending Rolovich a dummy email saying he needs to comply with Hawaii’s new vaccination policy.
I mean, it’s pretty good for you and David I think.
Lane Kiffin wanted to coach at Ole Miss and LSU. That only made sense on ESPN.
Column from @stevengodfrey.bsky.social
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I absolutely cannot wait to say that a college football coach just “shit up the stairs.” Feels like Mario Cristobal is even odds at worst this playoff/bowl season.
You know that “Oh no! Disaster! What a bad idea!!!!” clip?
This is the exact damn opposite of that.
WEELLLCCCOOMMMEEEEE!
To the Shutdown Falc-cast!
Even better. Open up, we’ve got two loads of fireworks and fifteen pounds of beaver nuggets to haul up from the car and we’re getting kind of tired of knocking.
Really excited for this weekend’s big ACC matchup with playoff implications. And obviously I am talking about #12 Virginia versus Wake Forest, not those bottom-dwelling also rans Clemson and FSU.
That’s sort of a weird way of saying “Dog whistling. The grand plan is dog whistling.”
Pretty sure Saban returning to Baton Rouge is actually foretold in the Bible. “There will be Ms. Terry house shopping and rumors of Ms. Terry house shopping.”
Big Honey and the Dread Pirate Jelly Roll just taking care of business.
The German guy blaming the Jews for ousting him from The Handmaid’s Tale, Inc. is almost too on the nose.
jack donaghy: "That information is classified. At least until Dick Cheney dies which is gonna be a long time from now. That man is mostly metal."
This thread is everything you assumed the Belichick administration at UNC would be.
I know in my heart the answer is Rex Ryan. I don’t want to know what the reaction was.
I am pained to admit it but, it’s actually not terrible in a very Midwestern way?
This coaching cycle is beginning to look like it may be the mythical day when college football coaches finally look at their contracts and say “Nah man, this place seems nice, the kids like their school and $4.2 million a year is a lot of money, think I’ll just stay put.”
Had always assumed your fishing endeavors were limited to the off square grouper so kudos to you and human grouper Matt Rhule, who has also slipped the hook.
Mike Sweeney, now officially spending 30 or so years in Purgatory in accordance with both Catholic and Royals tradition.
Indeed. Watching the Georgia/Florida game annually remains the worst thing I do for my physical and mental wellbeing. I feel physically ill from kickoff to final whistle no matter the outcome. Probably always will.
JaMarcus Russell is the stepdad who can never say no to ice cream.
This just means it’s time for Arkansas to emerge from their crazy chaos slumber once again.
Also learned from this ESPN piece that Gunner Stockton’s grandad actually died of a heart attack while discussing Todd Grantham in the EverBank parking lot after the 2010 WLOCP loss and there but for the grace of God goes every UGA fan I know between the ages of 40 and 90.
Gunner Stockton’s uncle is very much an uncle from @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social central casting.