there's so much goo. my wife was yelling at me because it was on the Camry headrest

I will not be stopped

now they are shooting me with zoo tranqs. weird that they have them & let me keep my phone

doc says they are gonna duct tape me to the ceiling

doing a sleep study tonight. when do I tell the guy my normal bedtime routine is jacking off screaming until I black out

looking good sir

every couple weeks googling "how long before it was chill again in germany"

All my favorite podcasts are slowly converging on anime sickos

this was such a master class pitch. imma check it out

it would be so sick to dropkick this sucker head on right when it reaches top speed

when people meet me for the first time they usually say something like, "wow, I didn't notice you charging the spirit bomb above us. I am ready to be defeated'

traditional, orthodox, bbq: these are all flavors of chex mix

(getting text from boss at FBI) dude I am so drunk, get the SWAT team ready im getting sleepy

getting so drunk the guys at work have to use a battering ram to check on me

trump's fbi director being an insane drunk that passes out all the time behind locked doors is probably the best case scenario, too

at the start of Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang there's a bunch of quick cuts of Robert Downy Jr's character lying to people at a party and in one of them he says he's retired because he invented dice. man,

i ain't never heard of no General Mills. this here is a Millville house. you best remember that

I searched twitter for "tube my own horn" and two tweets from 2018 and 2020 come up of people using this

trying to post this good-ass picture of Arial but this website is fucked

did 4 loads of laundry (tons of stairs)
without pain for the first time in a fucking year

I hate that guy, man. his negative externalities are poisoning the water supply

he can't figure it out so he's going to pull a Benoit on us

we are doing degrowth folks. get your chinese emulator handhelds before you can't

practice saying it now for any context: 'respectfully i don't care about this shit, the world almost got nuked last week'

a beautiful confirmation name: Papa John's 2-for-1 Slices

going to the orchestra with my smokeshow wife

if faced with a foe that could not be truly felled and could reconstitute over great distances, I would simply dump the chunks into a steel drum, pour in concrete, and drop that sucker in the lake

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