Unconventional choice but Crazy, Stupid, Love. I was genuinely shocked at the twist in that one. Couldn’t believe it when Emma Stone walked out.

Aviators are now…excavators too??? I swear, this man knows like, 9 words.

And all of those turned out just swimmingly!! No long term repercussions or issues years later. I’m sure it’ll be fine!

I *hope* this mission makes people realize this is actual space exploration and actual science and actually useful for advancing our society and culture. And what those doofuses have been doing is just bored billionaire horseshit.

Because of that, I bet he falls asleep 10 min in.

Which one is she???

Honestly a big project of the mayors in recent years has been population GROWTH. Our population keeps decreasing and they want to get it back over 3M. Can’t do that without transplants so come on in, friends, we have great food and ok-ish weather!

Right? Where are these communist billionaires????

This says it was written by the “Editorial Board” but it has to be Bezos personally.

He’s the stupidest person alive. You can’t even BUY a ticket on a flight to a foreign country without all your documents saying you’re allowed to go into that country legally!!!! They will find no “illegals” coming off flights. This is just a way to tackle and terrorize more brown people.

“Nipples Weekly” took me out 😂😂😂😂

I really really really didn’t know America’s Funniest Home Videos was still on the air. Gotta be up there with The Simpsons for number of seasons.

One of the things that really trips a lot of analysts, including ones with real skin in the game, is that they refuse - absolutely refuse - to accept how stupid Trump very obviously is. He has no knowledge of anything, is incapable of learning, and only remembers the last thing to happen to him.

Thanks for posting this, Chris. I haven’t identified as Catholic in a long time but this is fantastic and coming from this Cardinal who lives just blocks away from me, it’s heartening to see.

Please please read this from the archbishop of Chicago

www.archchicago.org/statement/-/...

Re-Truths of screenshots of tweets, concrete evidence, Lindsey! 😂

If his lack of proofreading his tweets is any indication of the lack of consideration when making a multi billion dollar deal for murder bots, I’d say it was definitely rushed and “uncareful”

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

Canada gives America one gay hockey show and they start winning games

My bday is Saturday so I can tell you that would the greatest present I’ve ever ever ever gotten.

Oh man, I saw Butler and I thought it was the town Trump was shot in and that would have been really perfect. But that was PA, not OH.

Did you sob at the end of this episode??? I was so shocked, I didn’t see it coming and I just cried and cried. What an episode of tv, wow.

I won’t lie, I’d never heard of them til the show and now the acoustic version of that song has me in a chokehold.

With all that plus the serial spouse cheating and shit she does to her face, I don’t know how Noem also fits in pet homicide.

I cried and cried when I saw it this morning. An incredible performance. 400 years later and it’s still the same inhumanity. 😢

It took so much time to unlearn this 30 year old tic but I did it. My Zoomer colleagues were starting to notice so I made the switch 😂

a man sitting on a bench with the words i ain t slept in five days below him Alt: My Cousin Vinny gif

Is that the My Cousin Vinny plan? “Just leave me in jail so I can get some sleep???”

I’m actually wearing a version of that shirt at the very moment I type this. Last names though, I’m sure that makes it more sophisticated. 😂

Being an FBI agent wasn’t a job to former Bear Charles Tillman as much as it was a vocation. He loved the people he worked with and found honor, integrity and nobility in their service. Then came that day last January. My story. www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...

Only 234 even in Palm Beach is so funny.