Carlson has always reminded me of the character "boy" from a movie called Little Monsters. Boy is a monstor wearing the skin of a person:

m.imdb.com/title/tt0097...

Crocheted square flower thingy

It's mainly just badly done! As messy as that is I did find it more parseable than the written instructions:

Really ugly crochet diagram

I did find that one and I'm tinkering with it now. Doesn't look like there is an android version, but I can probably work with exporting to images or something. That being said, I clearly need some practice with making charts!

Anyone have any #crochet app suggestions? I'm specifically looking for something to generate (or draw myself) crochet diagrams.

I find reading crochet directions sometimes tedious! The diagrams with symbols are so much easier for me to read.

Tunisian crochet scarf with a sort of silly cap to cover my mistakes.

Opted to enclose the end in a sort of cap... Not super happy with how this came out. I might add some tassles?

Tunisian crochet with a real messed up right edge

Not sure how I did this or how to fix it #crochet

I think a major characteristic of GenX is a sort of edgy nihilism. When the perspective is "nothing really matters" the next line in that sentence can be either, "so just be kind to one another" or, "so I'm going to get mine".

As long as they don't try to run TrumpAI for president.

I really only want to be the "sets the servers up" guy, but I always have some responsibilities in the other areas. Back end dev is pretty OK, but my front end dev sucks.

Yup, my dog acts this way when I get home from the store or work.

Not that this isn't also adorable.

I think actually he and his type think of Democrats as their mom telling them to clean their room.

I am definitely way more pro "establishment" Dems than a lot of people here, but strong agree. Schumer should not be in leadership anymore. He's completely out of touch.

I was more "Casino Queen" by Wilco.

I do hate it when I choose a dialog option that seems benign, but the character's actual dialog is completely different and rude/bitchy.

Wow she seems really fucking crazy.

White and blues scarf (shawl?) With tunisian simple stitch and purl stitches alternating. Forms sort of a hex pattern.

White and blues scarf (shawl?) With tunisian simple stitch and purl stitches alternating. Closeup.

#crochet work in progress. White and blues scarf (shawl?) With tunisian simple stitch and purl stitches alternating. Planning to gradually darken the overlay white hexes until they are the same color as the blue underneath.

Insane that we were all just like: maybe he's going to drop a nuke tonight.

I don't agree with her stated positions about Israel... But the vice president is not "second in command". They have NO official role in command.

It didn't lose a lot of money. It more than made back it's budget.

I hate this creepy-ass weirdo as much as the next guy, but his words here are pretty much the sentiment of the Declaration of Independence: the concept of "inalienable rights" and all.

Lots of actual awfulness from him to attack.

I'm curious how much a difference this cut makes. Alien 3 is in my opinion the worst in all of the Alien/Prometheus movies.

I actually DID finish the scarf on time for the birthday.

The shawl on the otherhand... I realized that I screwed up the last purple row, and I don't think I want to bother fixing it (or continuing it).

Then again we really can't base our actions on how Republicans will react to our reactions. If we don't react how they want us to react they will just lie and say we did.

My first reaction is almost always to do the thing. I've learned though that it is almost never actually funny so I don't do the thing anymore.

I think she and Donald are just in some profoundly dumb rooms.

Based on vibes alone, I think it will be 6-3 with Alito, Thomas, and Kavanaugh in the minority.

From all the time freed up by AI chatbots of course.

Black and gold tunisian crochet scarf. Purple and green shawl. Multicolored unknown thing. All in progress.

Several #crochet works in progress. The scarf is a birthday present that is NOT going to be ready in time.

Bobble scarf in shades of beige.

Decided to try to #crochet a scarf per month... Here's January's done in April, so I don't think I'll meet my goal!

The university math on this is what exactly? I really can't figure out why university leadership seems hell bent on a technology that if really what it is marketed as would lead to the hollowing and collapse of universities.