my job is so fun (today they gave me a compliment)

also they are sending me to the big apple next week and im like wow big business trip guy right here!! like my dad used to do that when he was a big business man

I like it with avocado and everything bagel seasoning

Is it because he saved all the time in a bottle

multiple different annas on bluesky. i trademarked the name so going forward that cant happen dw

u prob thought u got bluesky famous for a second. but nope it was me with my bi-annual check-in

i did it again

my cat named Bug sheds, is that okay

i love it also

whats the idea

i cant tell if i love it or i hate it

and im proud of u for it

tattoo the boat

offer letter in my inbox yea but im procrastinating signing it

i am my own worst enemy (delayed the start date of new job by 1.5 months bc im gonna miss my friends and want to hang out with them more before i leave)

can always decline an offer

thats so fair. in this case i didnt trust either the cops or the person

yeah if the other party isnt honest in their testimony tho to insurance it creates a sticky situation tho, the insurance rep said if they gave a different account or didnt respond at all they wouldnt accept liability

someone hit my ✨car✨ with their ✨car✨and i didnt know i was supposed to call the ✨cops✨ to assign ✨blame✨ but their insurance still took liability (i uploaded pictures of the damage) so we r ✨so back✨

i think u need to add some cream or mousse if u r not already

LMAO

double espresso no breakfast low caffeine tolerance

yesss slay, its good for them to know how they can improve!

any updates on this one

fax no printer

is it a flirty personality or do u j have good jokes and r nice to ppl

just watched a cop car hit & drive up on a curb in the grocery store parking lot 💞✨🌸 life can be so beautiful

prob bc i asked for no ice in my water

got me there