In a country as large as Canada, we can really only approach dealing with climate change locally. I wish more civic leaders acted like it.

Someone put a dart in my Elvis bust after I had people over to my garage bar on Saturday. I just noticed.

My planned "80s sex comedy summer" is already underway.

I think "The Cressbeckler Stance" would fit well on InfoWars.

MEAT GROUP

She was leggy.

I once met a girl who had a "If you're edged 'cause I'm weazin all your grindage, just chill. 'Cause if I had the whole brady bunch thing happenin' at my pad, I'd go grind over there, so dont tax my gig so hard-core cruster" tattoo.

Vancouver still hates Dan Clouthier for doing this in the playoffs twenty five years ago.

Soulseek is back and in full effect

i'm more of a leg man but you right

Polievre doesn't allow CPC MPs to even speak with other party members. Personally I prefer Carney's approach here.

I would have settled for medium tits

They had to both do their Doody.

I like that the dad from Hellraiser is in it.

"I'm winning a war" not "We are winning a war". That's maladjusted as hell.

Also, "a war" and not "the war" or "the war in Iran". Expect more wars.

give them a break they're high

"This is a cool way to diiiiiiieee…"

If Shorsey has taught me anything, it’s that this exchange was entirely on purpose.

cc @edsbs.bsky.social

They've banned other teams fans from buying playoff tickets before. To the bruins, twice. I bet they do that again immediately.

I do appreciate that the Sabres always play O Canada even if it's just American teams.

The bengals' new approach to not paying scouts by just trading their picks for guys who are rated well on madden is great.

Me hungover at brunch

Conan's Volunteer - 5/12/04 YouTube video by Inflatable Conan

This
youtu.be/bBHSgQxsNAU

These two just teamed up to murder a bird

I sing this to my porcelain Elvis bust

"In the 69 my humpty nose will tickle your rear"

This is such a perfect choice

"Then I jumped through the window with my dick in my hand"
- MC Ren "Behind the Scenes"

Alberta separation is a psyop using weaponized social media the same way they did with Brexit.

Why are we publishing news about people who write for the news for fuck sake