Wait Mikey lolololol 😂

A lil concerning how much I love kickball

Can’t believe we won our game and no one gave us a kiss smh

The gay bars should really play the devil went down to georgia more

Keep accidentally hitting the right now button on Grindr 😭

Insanely stressed and need a kiss

Kinda want a boyfriend kinda don’t ya know

A picture of someone crying with the caption “april showers” 🤌

Bring back the marlboro rewards catalog

My mouth just watered

Summer body almost loaded

Can someone explain to me why I keep buying records when I don’t have a record player

Really want some big gooey chocolate chip cookies rn

Lost an earring four months ago and just found it 10 feet outside of my buildings entrance??

That moment when someone asks why you aren’t drinking and you feel the need to explain that you don’t have a problem drinking you just don’t want to drink but when you want to drink you do but you just don’t ever feel like it and then they stare at you confused and you feel awkward so it gets quiet

Idk my aunt who says “and i’s sayses” disagrees

Not wearing green today cuz I wanna get pinched 😏

I’m one of those annoying managers that when my direct report asks me a question I make them answer their question first before I give them the answer

I’m just a boy who wants a sweet lil treat 🥺

Have had five dreams about dying the last two nights 🧐

A correlation can be made between the state of my mental health and the number of thot pics I post

Gonna be your full time bedroom demon cuz I’m a killah killah killah killah

Omg thank you for this reminder

Some of you gays need to remember you’ve never taken a music theory class in your life and you’re not a music critic. Just calm down and enjoy it baby!!

Having a really good day for the first time in a while 😊

I love making up rumors about myself

Gonna treat myself to a McDonald’s full sugar coke today 🤤

Marked safe from my first CrossFit open

Had a real housewife moment today and honestly I get it it’s kinda fun

After four years of being single maybe it’s time to give women a try