When he showed up, you know it was about to be a good time

Tone Loc should’ve had a longer movie career

My son kept talking about “Miss America” and I thought he was living some sort of rich queeny fantasy life until I realized he just has a new daycare teacher named “America.”

Top Chef Power Rankings Week 7 of S23: Cracker Barrel Top Chef Power Rankings for week seven of season 23, Cracker Barrel and Queen Dessert.

Top Chef Power Rankings: I dedicated my life to Christ in the Cracker Barrel replica porch open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...

So, What the Hell Happened on Last Chance Kitchen? An update to last week's update, while we speculate wildly.

So, what the hell happened on Last Chance Kitchen last night? Where is Sieger? No official word, but I have a theory: vincemancini.substack.com/p/top-chef-s...

Leave it to the Free Press to ask the big questions, like "can you believe people have the gall to write about the genocide that's currently happening?"

Are we still doing this? I’m sorry but I would LIKE him to chicken out on doing unnecessary wars and bombing schoolgirls please and thank you.

"Obviously, I plan to sell my pedophile investments if I am confirmed as federal reserve chair, what is the relevance here???"

WARREN: That's not my question. Are you refusing to tell us if you have investments in vehicles set up by Jeffrey Epstein?

KEVIN WARSH: Those assets will be sold if I'm confirmed

Jimmy Pardini reflects on LA training, raising bar on Fresno food Jimmy Pardini, creator of Annex Kitchen, Annesso Pizzeria, Willow Osteria, and soon to be Strada, reflects on his restaurant career.

Here's a profile I wrote on Jimmy Pardini, a Mozza alum and 4th-gen restaurant guy opening some of Fresno's best restaurants: fresnoland.org/2026/04/17/j...

huge announcement coming vis-a-vis the redesign of epaulettes

I need bananamisu in my life

I don't know if you would be surprised to hear this, but there are MANY M. Night Shyamalan defenders online these days and most of them are incredibly annoying (present company excluded).

Funny Pages rocks

Wow. It sounds like they took it down. What an absolute dogshit company Spotify is. www.reddit.com/r/lostmedia/...

Did you listen to that Spotify podcast about them? It was great.

So I guess the big question about last night's Cracker Barrel segment is: did they plan this as damage control after the logo change fallout, or was it just a lame duck portion of the same doomed rebranding push?

I actually watched the Bob Marley biopic and it's hilarious. The thesis of the movie is that Marley would have cured his own cancer and ushered in world peace if they just let him play more shows.

Some of you forgot the trailers for the Bob Marley biopic. (I say trailers because I know no one saw the whole thing).

I don't believe I ever got a screening invite. Anyway, they whitewashed *freddy mercury* for a biopic, you think you were going to get anything remotely honest about *michael jackson*?

I haven't seen it yet, but a Michael Jackson biopic not being good is possibly the least surprising development in the world.

Five of the best shawarma in Fresno, according to our food editor Where is the best shawarma in Fresno? Our food editor tried nearly a dozen across the city and tasted and ranked the top five.

I ate probably 20 shawarma wraps to find the best in Fresno. Weirdly, I never got tired of them. fresnoland.org/2026/04/17/f...

So, What the Hell Happened on Last Chance Kitchen? An update to last week's update, while we speculate wildly.

So, what the hell happened on Last Chance Kitchen last night? Where is Sieger? No official word, but I have a theory: vincemancini.substack.com/p/top-chef-s...

Top Chef Power Rankings Week 7 of S23: Cracker Barrel Top Chef Power Rankings for week seven of season 23, Cracker Barrel and Queen Dessert.

Top Chef Power Rankings: I dedicated my life to Christ in the Cracker Barrel replica porch open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...

It’s my birthday week and I live in LA and I hate to ask for favors or take advantage of more famous/connected friends but if ANYONE can hook it up it’s been a lifelong dream of mine to punch John Krasinski in the face.

*deep guttural rumbling like a didgeridoo, eventually rising to a deafening crescendo*

Maaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh waaaaaaaaaahfe

…Vaxxed?

looking good sir