Posts by Keenan Murray
A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "are all of those kids yours?"
He replies, " no. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
Just my old cat being cute.
Boss: “What on earth are you doing?”
Me: “Watching a tutorial on effectively dealing with co-workers.”
Boss: “That’s a kickboxing video.”
Me: “Yep - sure is.”
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So where are the NRA and 2nd Amendment crowd? *crickets chirping*
www.cnn.com/2025/09/04/p...
In 1900, 31% of all deaths were children under the age of 5. Today it’s 0.7%. Vaccines, medications, and modern science are the reason why. Trust the science, it’s been proven to work safely and efficiently time and time again.
Taking the twins out for a stroll
Lily Lake, Estes Park, Colorado
I think that since the overwhelming majority of mass shooters are cisgender men, we should take their guns first.
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The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇
Parking space #404 is empty.
car not found
And the problem with that is?
Except his followers won't care or won't believe it.
Sounds like a wonderful idea.
Legendary Hawaiian singer Don Ho had a lesser known sister named Heidi.
Heidi Ho.
What happens when you blow in a conch shell in Hawaii?
Martini & a handsome man.
It’s Friday night—time to swap stress for gin and sin.
Another one please!
Illuminating Time: 18 Years of Light Painting Mastery
Awesome view!
Morning.
My young coworkers asked me to show them pictures of me from high school. I said I'd go home and dig some out.
They said, "can't you just look on your phone?"
And I laughed and laughed and laughed and then cried.
The sweetest, cutest boy on the planet 🦝.
But... I don't think I could ever trust a pet raccoon. I'd be afraid I'd wake up one night with all the cash taken from my wallet, a few other valuables missing, the garage empty, and maybe even my car keys hotwired into a getaway vehicle! 🚗💨👻😛 Just saying
This amazing moment
Corruption in broad daylight!