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Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.
Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.
Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.
Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.
Sadly, yes.
Busboys is awful. Didnât laugh once.
Not surprising, but itâs up the networks they work for to avoid conflicts of interest.
Caught a screening of Hokum, one of the better horror films of 2026. Good performance by Adam Scott as an author.
Damn
This needs to be a documentary:
Tiny Desk Bets.
This story keeps getting weirder.
Megan Rapinoe and Sue Bird will end their Vox Media podcast after announcing their breakup this week.
awfulannouncing.com/podcasts/meg...
In Jersey it doesnât matter. You can wander into any diner on any Route across the entire state and youâll get the exact same mirrored walls and etched glass dividers. Cake and pie counter. Bottomless coffee. Open 24 hours. You donât even need to open a menu b/c you already know whatâs on it.
I will say there is one hilarious cameo.
Adam Sandler is hellbent on turning his daughter Sadie into a star. Roommates wonât do it. But sheâs young enough. She has time.
This Happy Madison production isnât terrible but itâs not good.
Sweet Caroline is a terrible song.
Leaf blowers are the tools of Satan.
đś I heard that there's a special place where boys and girls can all be queens every single day đś