BOROWITZ: Mexico Renames the Liberty Bell the TACO Bell @borowitzreport.bsky.social

'That Would Be Precedent-Breaking': Chris Murphy Presses Kristi Noem About Fund Usage YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News

We tried the line item veto. Congress passed it. The president signed it. The Court struck it down. This is a back door line item veto. It is COMPLETELY ILLEGAL and that’s why she’s babbling gibberish instead of saying she will/won’t spend this money as directed by CONGRESS. youtu.be/2P2PH5r4mAQ

Shame on these fuckers ! This malfeasance must be stopped, no one is coming to rescue us, we must fight this war by ourselves!

Put aside the lies and the open defiance of the Supreme Court, as well as the cruelty, and ask yourself: who talks like this? This is the *official* account of the *White House* - is it being run by a six year old?

Odd, how the United States doesn't have enough money to give sick veterans healthcare, impoverished seniors Social Security, or hungry schoolkids lunches, but it does have enough money to pay a Central American dictator millions to torture American residents in his brutal concentration camp.

Pretty clear that the two parties aren’t the same…. At all

Tyranny of the Unfuckable. Rejection doesn’t HAVE to turn you into a super-villain ya know?

“These fuckers couldn’t find the clit if it was gold-plated and Bob Costas did the play-by-play.

And now we ALL have to fucking endure this circle-jerking circus of fugly nepo babies and whiny man-children.”
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VICTORY! Portland City Council just voted unanimously (12-0) to overturn a permit approval for PGE to destroy 4.7 acres of very old trees, streams, and wetlands in Forest Park.

We thank City Council deeply for your careful consideration of this land use appeal. Thank you 🌲💚🌲

Someone awesome made this and I love it!

The Dallas ICE office is involved in a mass removal effort targeting nearly 200 people — many without removal orders — scheduled to be deported to El Salvador today.

This is not just cruel – it is lawless. I refuse to stay quiet while families are being torn apart, and lives are being put at risk.

Murphy: When you see the 10-year bond exploding… when you see markets moving like a sine curve—that’s the opposite of stability. A strong dollar is in our national interest. What we’re seeing now is the opposite of that.

Fuck. No

Sure. Tell Grandma to just head on over to X to sign up for her benefits.

Undaunted: The Associated Press Stand up to bullies, and you just might win

Each week, The Contrarian selects "Undaunted" individuals working to defend democracy

This week's spotlight: The Associated Press

AP refused to capitulate in the face of authoritarian bullying. Stalwart, unafraid and undaunted—we salute them

March 27, 2015.

Nitin Ramachandran, a 13-year-old boy fighting brain cancer, asked the Make-A-Wish Foundation to make one of his dreams come true: He wanted to meet Washington Wizards players.

The Wizards pulled out all the stops.

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Not a single word to help the 33m small businesses in this country. Not from anyone in the administration.

So many buy from China, and don't have alternatives.

So many didn't have the cash to front run the tariffs and buy inventory

Here's the reality: they've backed themselves into a corner. If they bring him home there will be hell to pay. It's clear that they believe that the lesser hell is not bringing him home. So we need to make that hell the worse hell. Start calling and screaming at all of your representatives now! 1/2

Well this seems like a fantastic plan.

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Rachel , I love you ! I was wondering if there was a way to get some of the best dems in the house to run for the Senate?concentrating on the old feeble senate republicans. I really think the dems have if we do that , I think the house is filled with 10 times as many jerks and a solid dem may win

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Judge Paula Xinis in the District of Maryland has ruled that the United States Government must return Kilmar Abrego Garcia to the United States by April 7 at 11:59p

Join me on April 5th

TOMORROW April 5, we’re uniting to say HANDS OFF! Join citizens across the country to fight back against Trump’s unprecedented incompetence & blatant criminality.

DO IT FOR THE PENGUINS!

Go to app.sosha.ai/s/mkKNZwsa

I kind of want to go

Where are the Russian tariffs?

The IRS unit that audits ultrawealthy earners has lost 38% of its employees this year.

This will starve the government of revenue by making it easier for the rich to evade taxes — which the top 1% already do to the tune of $163B a year.

See what DOGE is really about?