Or the NBC app if you or someone you know has cable

*extremely talented and smart person wins several games on Jeopardy*

r/Jeopardy user: well clearly their competitors are very stupid, quite boring, of poor moral fiber, and will not get their feelings hurt reading my completely ill-informed opinion

Unfortunately, I’d be ready for them to settle. Sandmann cases and others, seems like a lot of these news outlets would rather keep it behind closed doors.

The mayor of walla walla makes em holla holla

My new bit: responding to political texts with their own nonsense-speak back at them

The other night, my wife was doing some work tasks and she said “I’ve got to finish 99 of these in total and I’m on number 92”

I couldn’t believe it. Stars aligned.

I say “oh nice you’re halfway there”

She said “what?”

Explaining the joke really diminished me in her eyes I’m afraid.

Damn it I hate to be wrong on the internet.

My bad! I’m sorry Kruk 🙇

We’re on the brink of war, fascism, ecological and economical collapse; and we’re currently traveling further from earth than ever before.

Also.

The Phils are down 1-0 and Tom McCarthy and John Kruk have been discussing the difference between knitting and crocheting for the last five minutes.

Watched the new Britanick movie on Hulu, Pizza Movie.

It was good!

I laughed!

Jam jars are for pickled jalapeños, bacon fat, and caramelized onions.

Every time. The intellectual equivalent of delivery soy sauce packets.

Baseball is BACK

Yep! It’s almost like a reveal of critical new information is a crucial element for going from Act 1 to Act 2 in basic story structure, but I’m not Aristotle or anything.

Okay but also, it is INFURIATING that Amazon/MGM included Rocky in the literal first trailer.

Let movies have twists again!

This is funnier than anything Bill Maher has ever written or said.

He was definitely 32 for 6 consecutive seasons.

One of my father-in-laws favorite prepared remarks is about how Washington is the best state to own an EV. Enjoy your double-dipped, hydroelectric smugness

Really excited for the new Spider-man movie in which (apparently, per the trailer) young Peter Parker is bitten by a radioactive green screen.

Update: PIOIOP?

Preseason PooP!

Company offers a USP based on convenience, then doggedly embarks on a campaign to make their product less and less convenient until they either go out of business or private equity buys them for $10B

OLO says “Something went wrong” time for a fourth verification code

OLO crashes, cart empties itself from the Dig Inn app.

I’ve been working on this for 15 minutes now.

Guess I’m not having Dig Inn for lunch.

Try to order lunch from Dig Inn, need to update the app.

Need to login to Dig Inn (verification code)

They send a code to my email (of course my email requires its own verification code)

Turns out Dig Inn is now doing rewards through a new platform, OLO, need a *third* verification code.

He says he loves her and asks her where his BluRay of that Robbie Williams biopic is.

She lies and says she’s in love with him, can’t find a “Better Man”.

Zac Brown is quickly coming for the Christian Horner Memorial “Most Unlikeable Piece of Shit in Formula One” title.

Happy Surprise I Figured Out It’s Ash Wednesday Via Context Clues Day!

So so so overdue for Delroy Lindo

a man in a suit and tie is pointing ALT: a man in a suit and tie is pointing

DELROY LINDO NOM!!!

Let’s goooo!

Thanks for the reminder Apple Intelligence. How did we even do it before AI.