I made a lil guy

Today I started my 13th book (11th fantasy book) and it’s only 39 days into the year. Anything to escape the horrors of this fucking country at this point.

This is all happening because no one in Democratic Party leadership had the integrity to state the obvious: that Biden should not have run for reelection

How’s everyone holding up? Because I, for one, feel helpless and crazy!

Pls 😭😭

This shit SLAPS. 5 booms. #Costco

It’s giving

Dutchie boy 🥰

I can’t stop thinking about the Jimmy Choo Sailor Pluto boot.

Having a sweatshirt that says “Professional Rawdogger” is wild

Crying at this picture my dad sent of Memphis squeezed into this small chair

Just got the urge to get another tattoo

#SpotifyWrapped

The bitch is pink this year 💁🏼‍♀️
I had a vision and goddamn did it fucking deliverrrrr

Watching Gladiator for the first time

The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat

Chili SZN

I have “T*ylor Sw*ft”, “The E*as T*ur”, and “Sw*fties” muted on Twitter for deliver forever and yet somehow, I am still seeing tweets that involve all of that on my fucking feed. #TRASHHHH

I love crocheting because it allows me to be creative. I hate crocheting because it highlights that I apparently don’t know how to count at 31 years old

And by friends, I mean the accounts I interact with but they don’t interact with me

Need to find my Twitter friends on here

Merry Xmas from me and Dutch 🔔🎄🎁✨

Today was a doooozy

Mushroom 🍄 circle 🧚🏼‍♀️

What’s up Philly? Ready for P!nk 🩷

Love coming out of work to my muffler pipe just fucked beyond belief

Do you deliver

Does anyone still play PokémonGo? I started back up again from when it was first launched and I’m looking for friends:

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