The record gods were good today.

Iran war so bad, they wanna bring back the Epstein files.

Goddamnit, Locke.

Again?

So, just the Bama games?

Paranoid? I thought it was obvious.

I see my decision to play sudoku tonight was the right decision, as usual.

a man wearing a hat and a blue vest is playing a game of chess ALT: a man wearing a hat and a blue vest is playing a game of chess

Check. And. Mate.

I have bad news, Jay.

a man in a leather jacket is standing in front of a building with a sign that says opening on it . ALT: a man in a leather jacket is standing in front of a building with a sign that says opening on it .

You don’t need competent Cabinet officials when your plan is to never leave office.

Drawn to scale, the trucks in this graphic are like the size of Delaware.

My key takeaway: consciousness is measured by anxiety. If true, some of us are like super conscious.

Spies like Us, Gross Point Blank, Fear of a Black Hat

We'd be sooooo much better off if we were governed by golden retrievers. I'd gladly cast my vote for the canine ballot.

Oh shit, I shot Mahmud in the face!

Normal adults don't do any of this.

International Relations Is Not a Morality Play: What to Expect From the War With Iran The Trump administration has no plan and no path to a good outcome.

Iran ≠ Iraq

"Many observers will note parallels to the 2003 Iraq war, with the US launching an unprovoked assault on a Middle Eastern government while denouncing an 'evil' regime pursuing weapons of mass destruction it does not currently have. But the differences are striking."

I count at least 5:

Friendly reminder: officers like VD Jance are why America doesn’t win wars.

Same.

You can only listen to five songs for the rest of your life and nothing else. What are they?

Further proof that 'Real Genius' was actually a documentary.

Have we tried making AIs play Tic-Tac-Toe until they realize the futility of war? Did anyone call Matthew Broderick to help?

That dude gonna be Secretary of Interior in Trump’s third term.