I've been coming into work lately with a purse cucumber and one of my co-workers hates it and It makes me want to bring more weird purse produce for work snacks

Also fuck these N*zi HOES

I have to be on a stupid af diet rn and I am simultaneously grateful to be able to provide the food I need for myself and ALSO ALREADY FKN SICK OF IT I WANT BREAD AND SUGAR

Hear me out... 36 hour medically induced coma to take a break from life. Get your dentist work done, pumped with vitamins etc through an IV, get waxed, pedicure, facial, & just an over all refresh. A nap is not enough. 10 hours of sleep is not enough. Just to clock out of life without dying 👍🏼

TEENY 😭

FIREMAKING STRESSES ME OUTTTT

We pulled the Queen of Swords, Emperor & Chariot for Andy’s endgame and I love this commenter’s take. @kendraruthless.bsky.social @chanfranfran.bsky.social #survivor #survivor47 #tarot

Survivor 47 is amazing

GENEVIEVE WINS INDIVIDUAL IMMUNITY IM CRYING

The #Survivor coven is reconvening for the end game! Let's make predictions!! @kendraruthless.bsky.social @chanfranfran.bsky.social
1pm PST / 4pm EST #Survivor47 #nerdtainment
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Sunday Sermon: These hoes ain't loyal

Ooooh I am a stand up comic and I love this idea

*me randomly stopping multiple times on a side walk when I know that there are ppl close behind me *

*me knocking over my friends water glass in front of me like a cat*

* me driving off a bridge*

I just want to be gifted one day where I can act on all of my intrusive thoughts with no real consequences....this honestly would be a sick movie

Lol @ when u forgot u ate an edible

I hope Boston Rob gets banished first #Traitors

How is it almost December

We deserved walk ins

I just wanna say shout-out to YG & Nipsey Hustle (rip) for their hit single "FDT". It brings me peace.

Whatever...makes us fun #45forever

# 1= @brandomeyer.bsky.social

We were robbed of a lot of things because of the fucking swap

Ok I want a motorcycle so bad

I think I cry at least once a week thinking about how much I love my friends and how lucky I am I don't get it.

When we realized we had the same music taste at pondy

I give off stray cat vibes

Me and @donlon.bsky.social exclusively communicate through whatsapp

I just wanna gremlin laugh with my friends