This is incredible.

Also. Fuck RFK Jr.

lol, lmao even

This is particularly egregious when you consider his “renaming” of the Gulf of Mexico

Kim Kardashian meme saying “I’m like dropping hints that it’s my birthday” and below the alleged hint saying explicitly “it’s my birthday”

How anyone sees this and isn’t immediately embarrassed to be connected with him is beyond me. To support him is absolutely unfathomable.

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas blasts progressivism as threat to America He said that the values enshrined in the 1776 Declaration of Independence have “fallen out of favor” among Americans.

Genuinely funny that Sonia Sotomayor issued a public apology today for her mild criticism of a conservative colleague on a specific, substantive issue, and then a few hours later Clarence Thomas picked up a mic and was like ALL LIBERALS ARE AMERICA-HATING COWARDS

My rental application: The agent:

Looking fantastic!

This is a, uh…., strange way to verify my identity…..after page 1 submissions included my date of birth

Mushroom. Always mushroom.

Lmao first showings of an apartment were today from 2-4pm. I saw it at 3:30 and submitted my application within about a half an hour….but someone beat me to it 😭🫠
Apartment hunting in New York is literal hell

Send him to Moscow.

👀

I’m sorry but he ate with “Marjorie ‘Traitor’ Brown”

Thank goodness this horrible day is over.

hazel (@sodiumPen): "europeans will ride a train going 200 mph through the alps while drinking wine and americans will sit in traffic on 1-95 for three hours eating a gas station sandwich and say "at least i have my freedom" brother you are imprisoned by a honda accord"

Seems like a reason to go to the gym more often, Chris! Good things happen!

Deliberately attacking civilian infrastructure without apparent military value is a war crime.

Shouldn't be surprising since America elected a war crimes advocate, who in his first term pardoned convicted war criminals, and in his second made the public champion of those war criminals SecDef.

Pam Bondi, more like Pam GONE-di, send tweet

Techni-Calli @Iwillleavenow *to the tune of Destiny’s Child’s “Say My Name”* SPELL MY NAME, SPELL MY NAME IT’S RIGHT THERE IN THE EMAIL IT’S NOT A HIDDEN DETAIL THE SPELLING DOESN’T CHANGE

A photo showing a group of people dancing. The people are labeled individually with tags that say burn out, World War III, rising gas prices, AI slop, and the world low-key ending. The person in the middle is labeled me just trying to enjoy my life.

gm

Honestly if I could make a living doing that I would LOVE it

This time of year is so funny because it will be 65 degrees out and there will be people wearing ankle-length down coats (because it was 40-something this morning??) walking by people in tank tops and shorts

I am constantly brought back to this moment

failed 😔

Only if you pour me a glass ☺️

Would be interesting to see if there is any change in total # of people entering at those stations.

Apartment hunting is so annoying.
Me to agent: “I’m looking mostly on the UWS, maybe upper HK”
RA: “I’ll put together some listings for you!”
[30 min later]
“Here are some listings we have that match your interests!”
[list includes 0 UWS listings and more than half are in Hudson yards 🫠]