The Second Coming? We know who the Republican nominee will be in 2028 . . . if he wants it.

I'm a huge tease.

But if you think about it, the answer should be obvious. www.thebulwark.com/p/the-second...

All of these cute stories about robots running sub-4 min miles during a half marathon fail to mention how terrifying it will be when these things are hunting us for sport in 2029.

revising history as it happens is the primary role of the news media

@jimswift.bsky.social sorry I didn't have a spot left for you. 😄

Hall of fame FT correction

The real ceasefire is the friends we made along the way 🙏

Body cameras show moments after federal agent shot into man’s car in D.C. The footage, which shows little of the shooting itself, was made public following D.C. Council legislation compelling its release.

DHS spox Tricia McLaughlin previously said that "Brown made a 'deliberate attempt' to run officers down. A D.C. police officer, however, testified that no LEOs were standing at Brown’s car, and Brown’s attorney told a judge that the bullets entered the car from the side, not the front."

the PE boys will have cops patrolling on bicycles armed with truncheons and a single-use pepper spray within 9 months, I can tell you that much

I get that "defund the police" may not be a viable political goal in the US, but letting private equity have their way with the police seems like a reasonable compromise

thx man

And the three exceptions, who were Afghan, had their protected status stripped by Trump.

A lovely tribute to a courageous and extraordinary life well-lived.

Please read this. Shane was an amazing guy. A hero.

Not ever.

I need this, Mitch. Don't blackball me.

In this Ohio diner, Houthi still means Darius Rucker. But they do know this: if a blockage of the Bab al-Mandab Strait causes oil prices to soar, the Democrats who released the Epstein files will pay at the polls in November.

Seems like the time to prepare for a major ground invasion is BEFORE you go to war?

in any normal world, DOD IG would have a field day with this

So many law review articles and he just tweeted it out

Trump Just Made Things WORSE for Republicans YouTube video by Runaway Country with Alex Wagner

life goals: Went on Alex Wagner's show yesterday. She's so amazing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDIX...

Key context here: While CBS News is down in both the mornings and evenings, ABC News and NBC News have seen total viewership increases. In other words, the numbers from CBS News are an anomaly in the current television news landscape. www.status.news/p/cbs-news-r...

An adult man named Esoteric Jeff claiming The Onion would be out of business by 2025.

A series of other guys with names like Esoteric Jeff giving The Onion 12 months to live.

The Onion being named one of the most innovative companies of 2026.

Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.

they think she’s magic. she is apparently extremely likable in person. she comforts the comfortable and afflicts the afflicted. she’s grabbed headlines for more than 20 years even though she’s only 41. she sold a blog for $150M.

they just believed in her and thought the rest would come together

Trump Doesn’t Have the Cards Karma comes for our very stable genius and has he even said “thank you”?

If Trump escalates, the universe of known-unknowns swallows up the known-knowns and our downside risk goes to infinity. And for what? To get a slightly less terrible deal than whatever terrible deal we’re going to wind up with anyway? www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-does...

‘CBS Evening News’ Viewership Drops Below 4 Million After Tony Dokoupil’s Colorful Start 'CBS Evening News' Viewership Drops Below 4 Million After Tony Dokoupil's Colorful Start

I assume Bari will suffer all sorts of professional consequences for failing to BWHAHAHAHAHA variety.com/2026/tv/news...

Epstein and His Co-Conspirators’ New York Crimes: What NY officials can now do Options for New York Governor, Attorney General, legislature, and city officials in pursuit of accountability for Jeffrey Epstein's crimes.

I hope this is one of the most consequential pieces I will have ever written.

Epstein and His Co-Conspirators’ New York Crimes: What NY officials can now do

I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment.

Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off.

The 25th is never happening.

It’s only been part of Iranian doctrine for two generations. How were they supposed to know?

US Navy tells shipping industry Hormuz escorts not possible for now The U.S. Navy has refused near-daily requests from the shipping industry for military escorts through the Strait of Hormuz since the start of the war on Iran, saying the risk of attacks is too high...

So much winning.

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