Post by @dduane · 1 image 💬 0  🔁 9  ❤️ 38 · this is an obscure ask but OMG you co-wrote an episode of The Transformers!!! you did Webworld with the late, great Len Wein. Webworld is crazy, that's the one where Galvatron's i…

For the #Transformers fans: since this question comes up sometimes, a post about writing "Webworld" with #LenWein. www.tumblr.com/dduane/81467...

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NOTING THIS. 🫤

Comic: Types of Board Game. [Each panel has a person, a person with a ponytail, a person with shoulder-length hair, and a person with a white hat seated around a table with different board game and pieces on top. (1) Boring: PERSON 3: Each turn, roll a die and move your token. Turns proceed clockwise around the table until we all get tired and go home. (2) Abstract: PERSON 1: Each turn, you can place any number of red triangles or blue squares on a hexagon, or move any hexagon to a... (3) Hyperspecific Theme: PERSON 2: It’s October 2, 1814. The Congress of Vienna convenes. You are each in charge of distributing and lighting candles for the opening ball, which was held at these three locations... (4) Overcomplicated: PERSON 4: It’s a cross between *Twilight Imperium* and *Cones of Dunshhire*, but implemented entirely in category theory. Every cone is a monad, and... (5) Cooperative: PERSON 3: We’re working together to sort these decks of cards using only hand gestures. After that, we’ll silently organize my junk drawer. (6) Branded: PERSON 1: You can play as Phoebe, Chandler, Monica, Rachel, Ross, Joey, or, due to an ill-advised tie-in, Goku. (7) Party: PERSON 2: Each of the cards in your hand has a bad word on it. On the count of three, yell the... (8) Social Deduction: PERSON 3: Remember, per our *find the secret murderer* house rules from last week, discovering that a player has committed a real-life murder does *not* count.

Types of Board Game

xkcd.com/3235/

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A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN." Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.

Whatever you do,

I suggest retractable tire shredders timed with the lights. Or claymores, sword or explosive, doesn't matter.

Sad but nor surprising from any Refoooooooooooooooooorm party.

Sleep in.
#Caturday

Ash eaten by shark bed.

Shark ate the cat again.

a bus stop buried in snow City Unclear Why Transit Ridership Isn't Up - Cuts Service In Last Ditch Effort To Turn Things Around

"City Unclear Why Transit Ridership Isn't Up - Cuts Service In Last Ditch Effort To Turn Things Around"

You ever notice how in the Superman the Movie poster, he's got one fist out, and on Superman II he's got two fists out? Well BUCKLE UP, I gave him three and four fists for Superman III and Superman IV, respectively. Hilarious!

They're cowards for not doing this.

We should be learning from other countries...

I went to the library to get a book on Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat.

The librarian said that she thought it rang a bell but wasn't sure if it was there or not!

Exactly one year ago today:

Reckon George Lucas is sitting pretty at Skywalker Ranch thinking about all the people who said that a blockade of a major trade route was a stupid thing to base a movie around?

Throwing the signal up to my #ttrpg friends, some of whom I've already contacted about this -- anyone got a contact for Sean Preston, who ran the rpg game company Reality Blurs? Did some great Savage Worlds settings and the amazing Tremulus horror game. Last thing I can find is a 2020 blog post.

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Their involvement should haunt every moment the rest of their lives. They were careless people - they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.

Banksy is a masterclass 🙌

Update: Alabama No Kings protestor arrested for “dick-tator” costume found not guilty on all charges. mynbc15.com/news/local/f...

On top of a $15 million loss, their own data has shown that, removal of the speed cameras made everyone immediately unsafe. Speed compliance is now under 41%. Meaning 5.9 out of 10 cars basically are saying fu to the posted speed.

Thanks Drug Ford!

If you are currently writing a pseudo-medieval romantasy and are an agricultural novice, I do expert copyediting for a very reasonable fee that includes checking things like this.

The movie that was nearly a Tax-write off announcing its trailer on Tax Day. 😏

Ketchup Entertainment is throwing shade like a tree and I'm here for it! 🌳

#GoSeeCoyoteVsAcme

SANTA MONICA area people,
I'm doing a TRUMP MUST GO overpass protest on the Cloverfield overpass over the 10 freeway in Santa MOnica, on Sunday, April 26, at 4:00 P.M.
I don't want you to come for the wrong reasons, but I am bringing Oreos and Fun Size 3 Musketeers.

A tweet claiming dozens of sex toys were scattered in the driveway of an ICE facility in Portland, Oregon, with an image of police officers walking past the items outside a building.

Dick around, win dick prizes.