I’m glad to have meet you!! You’re super cool gonna have to make plans soon 👀👀

Me af

Whoever found my silver bracelet that fell off my wrist in boystown…
you’re welcome

Why does it bother me when people turn their phone around for Apple Pay

Will be here at 9pm besties

Roscoe’s has turned into a “wish I was gay” bar

The fact that my siblings have more siblings who are not my siblings freaks me out.

My barber was such a good boy today.

How do you like me now??🤪

Happy birthday!!!! 🎊🎉

How convenient 🥰

If any of my Chicago bloomfs want to celebrate my birthday with me this month this is where I’ll be 👉👈🫦

These didn’t fit

Found this cabinet for my movie collection. Which one are you watching first?

This is only strike one. He still has two more chances

This is a form of self harm in my mind

The hardest part of being married is trying to get your husband to stop buying 2 in 1 shampoo

Need someone to **** ** ***

Let’s go to lucky horseshoe and just make this face at every performer

Why the fuck are we paying taxes right now? Seriously.

Pls be vulnerable w me anytime 😮‍💨

He has risen 🙏🙌
(I just got out of bed)

I don’t think conservatives should be able to enjoy Chicago

My mother just texted me to break the news that she got married on Sunday….
Looks like it’s going to be the other kind of bender boys

A bender full of love and relaxation with my closest friends and family 🥰

I have the next 8 days off should I go on a bender?

Every time a photo of him pops up I have the same thought 💭

👯‍♂️ <— us

Omg happy birthday!!! It’s your day

Where are YOU at is the question