Absurd

Charlie killed it. Of *course* he wheeled out the Rhodes to do the anthem.

We all just called it Netscape but have you ever stopped to think about how sick the name “Netscape Navigator” is

“Oh, him? That’s CipherStorm, our netscape navigator. He’s the only reason we make it back with all our bits intact, choom, and don’t you forget it.”

Time to get a gentleman’s number of hours of sleep before my flight

The gentleman’s number is 2

And credit where credit is due - the Tigers’ subreddit has some absolute hilarious motherfuckers in it. This post in particular got me real good.

Mariners won. I drank with friends and yelled a lot in a bar. Third time in my life (and in Ms franchise history) that we’ve ever gotten this far. Doesn’t get much better than this. Time to show Toronto what we’re made of.

OooooOOOOOooo spoooky

Hi NYC

@hamburgerwaiter.bsky.social Dan thank you for an infuriatingly good season of television but also fuuuuuuuck

Like what you like, don’t what you don’t! Somewhere along the line the internet forgot how to let people just do that. Severance is my favorite show right now, and so I clearly disagree with you, but oh well? Lol. Also, a side note, I think there will only be 4 seasons. So we’ll get answers soon.

Thanks, Gordon Ramsay

You really wellied my beefer

my mistake, my mistake

Yep. Sure is Vegas.

The goats are mysterious and important

Another early morning pre-flight work session in the Alaska Lounge

@hamburgerwaiter.bsky.social the way I know Severence has blown up even more now is that my entire feed is all the low-effort accounts going “DID YOU NOTICE IN SEASON ONE OF SEVERANCE HOW THEY CALL THEY CALL HIM MARK S, AND HIS OUTIE’S NAME IS MARK SCOUT AND SCOUT BEGINS WITH S? FOLLOW FOR MORE”

They should sell the Adam Scott head balloons from Severence’s season 2 intro as merch

Yes. It kinda pulls out some themes/ideas that maybe it didn’t adequately prep the audience for, but I definitely didn’t care, it’s still good

He’s right though, I don’t

a yellow cartoon character is sitting on a chair holding a cell phone ALT: a yellow cartoon character is sitting on a chair holding a cell phone

me when someone arguing online points out a misspelling or grammar mistake and now the argument is about language instead for no reason

leaving facebook feels like elder abandonment - like who is going to make sure the boomers don’t try any 5-minute crafts

If elon musk is so smart how come he isn’t

Makes me pucker

If Elon and Vivek can have DOGE, I’d like to propose the Leftist Intelligence Gathering and Militarization Agency

what the hell is donut flavor

Some Seattle graffiti for your Saturday

No no I said arachno-communist, I'm an arthropod with 8 legs, the means of production should be communally owned, and my skeleton is on the outside

Movie where NYT columnists are transported through a wormhole into the real world

Thanks for enabling

when you start a new anime at 1:30am cause you can’t sleep and then you finish episode 12 at 6:30am and jump to the manga and