Last time I ever stay at a Doubletree. It is 4:38. If we go to the front desk, they will say, “Oh, yes, rooms are guaranteed to be available at 4:00.” Then they will tell us, as if it follows logically, that they can’t give us our key yet because housekeeping isn’t done.

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That’s my hope—as absurd as this round of picks is, they will all be thoroughly incompetent, which is the best we can hope for. I’d rather his agenda fail than be successfully executed.