they finally unflagged me for pretending to be Chris Pratt over two years ago

this but its my neighbors front door

You gotta go.

I think I’m only a few Amazon purchases and DMs to politicians away from having vans parked 3 blocks from my house at all times

I’ve never seen a higher concentration of obvious fed plants than on this site

Good.

oh bother

yyeeeeeeeuuuupp

take a
shower

meanwhile I am being water tortured by mr. blue sky for dragging start lord's name thru the mud

i will destroy every yen coin in existence

literally how do I prove I'm NOT Chris Pratt, I get it bsky I'm in jail for pretending to be epic redpill dinosaur man let me be

it is written

SAnk you to all my fans

We will get him for this. We are at your service.

If you need help understanding what's happening in Russia right now, Putin is Voldemort, the Wagner group is Sirius Black, and Zelensky is Harry Potter

I was out and about with my good friend!

Inappropriate.

My audience is my family - Groot

In all fairness, the fences ARE electric

You take that back right now.

The Lord is my shephard. I shall not want. He makes me lie down in green pastures. He leads me to Stillwater.

Imagine being led to a still body of water and seeing your reflection, the face of one in want of nothing.