sacrificed paradise for a fuck ass degree in bum fuck nowhere Washington

i just wanna go home, man

I'm a dumbass and forgot to add the pictures

Sheeeeee

AAAHH- AAAAGGH- I THOUGHT WE REACHED AN UNDERSTANDING- AAAAGGHHH

So let me drive my van into your heeaaarrttt

I'm trying to get my start.

I know I'm not that rich.

Leeet me drive my van into your heeaarrttt.

But leeet me drive my van into your heeaaarrrrttt

I know I'm not that smart.

You see...
I know I'm not that tall.

WHOA! WHOA! Gentlemen, gentlemen, please! Let's have some decorum here.
There's a lot of strong feelings floating around here, but please, hear me out.

hello my lovelies :^)
(they know not the fate that awaits them)

It would be nice if you could lend a hand, they've got me cornered

dude shut up >:^(

i'm so tired, boss

CHICKEN TOE

Oh yeah? Well guess what

I'm fucking the spinach

If you see this hat in your yard, just know that I'm inside going hard (on the spinach)

squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing with his arms crossed and looking at the camera . ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing with his arms crossed and looking at the camera .

When im in a fucking goated competiton and my opponent carries the indomitable human spirit even in the wake of imperial, galactic domination

also this is probably the only update y’all are gonna get for this for awhile
but we have a new logo now! and yes, it’s a wrestling reference

Can I have your number

Looks like we got ourselves a gay in our midst, fellas...

i genuinely hope he gets shot.

The liberation of your puny soul from its husk shall be wreaked havoc upon by the claw of my vessel