SlimShots: #Eminem #f'djt

You gotta give to the GOP.

They trained their voters to hate “libs” so much they would gratefully accept every manner of corruption, lawlessness, cruelty, ineptitude, and criminality, and cheer it on, so long as it is their team doing it.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue watches as Green finishes setting up his work station. Green: I've got my notes, coffee, laptop, all I'm going to need. Green sits down in front of his laptop, looking at his work with determination. Green: And now I shall sit down right here and not move before all my work is done. Green watches as Blue begins to wiggle. Blue: And I shall distract you with an enticing dance. Green: Why? Blue: Why not?

Blind and Frozen is my jam!

the stop killing games demand is such a no-brainer... if someone is selling me a game it has to be fit for purpose, it has to be playable, or else that's fraud. if shutting down your servers breaks my copy of the game irrevocably, then it's not fit for purpose. it is broken by design. that's fraud.

The irony that the definition of "lolcow" has steady become a term used for the bigots who created its popularity.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are playing a board game with Blue's little brother. All three are studying the board keenly. Blue: If I go forward, I'll step into a trap. Blue continues studying the board as his little brother picks up another card. Blue: If I go back, I'll take the penalty. Blue frowns in frustration. Blue: Every time I move I take 5 damage. Blue and little blue look at Green, who is still studying the board. Green: And every time we kiss I swear I could fly.

Kate Micucci, one half of Garfunkel and Oates. That’s right: it’s all in the alt text. If you’re clever enough to check here, I know you don’t need your hand held through every joke. It’s the people who don’t read these and immediately comment ‘that’s the wrong photo’ who can’t be saved

Born on this day: John Oates, the soulful singer, songwriter, and guitarist who shaped pop history as half of Hall & Oates, blending blue‑eyed soul, rock, and R&B into era‑defining hits while continuing to evolve as a solo artist and storyteller

I like how Easter is about Jesus but we celebrate it by stuffing unborn chickens with mustard, naming them after Satan, and consuming their flesh

Wait, you weren't already white and gold??

If your flyer is Al, I won't go.
If your book cover is Al, I won't read.
If your song is Al, I won't listen.
If your ad is Al, I won't buy.
If your profile pic is Al, I won't follow.
IF YOUR PORN IS AI, I WILL NOT. JACK. OFF.

... fair point.

Bruce Springsteen is punk rock. Maybe not in sound. But in message.

Finally sometime with some respect for the GOAT.

I see your Lee Greenwood and raise you a Woody Guthrie.

Its a 50/50 chance that they're a bigot, or openly queer.

If the former, Kurt Cobain would be ashamed of them.

Cow 🐄 enjoying music 💕

Dogs will save us all.

Same.

Not getting rid of bullying is why dumbass twinks like Agent Acne here have fuckin power trips.

God isn't real but professional wrestling is

Facts.

I mean this with my entire fucking chest.

Get. Fucked. Both of you.

No. I like my liver

Icon vs user 🎶

Thank you for your service.

I've been snacking on infused chicken pot pie gravy for an hour. Woof