Tonites March madness slate will be replayed in sports heaven

The Hey Arnold episode where Gerald sells watches, but modern day. Where Mamdani is mayor and Gerald gets to shovel snow for $30/hr… instead of being in a pyramid scheme.

(and he still gets to give his little sister money just cuz.)

GET JOSH DOBBS WARMED UP 😂

Not enough songs praising Papa John’s out there.

Sure. There’s Femininomenom …but there should be more.

Papa is #1 fast food pizza for real real. Gtfo dominos

LMAO who told the Republicans about rotten tomatoes ?!

Snow shovels should come out every year with a new model like golf clubs.

Like “damn. You see Frank’s new Callaway Sim 2 Max shovel? I’ve been meaning to upgrade to that one.”

AJ Styles is gonna get retired in front of a 15,000 person crowd 😂 😭 🤢
#WWE #royalrumble

Funniest royal rumble plausible winners:
1) Jey Uso again
2) Logan Paul
2) Cody again
3) Brock Lesnar
4) Roman to auto set him up as mania main event again
5) LA knight & Sami Zayn- internet banter would be unbearable

So I’ll be fumbling around my phone like a moron while going about my day with adult responsibilities

Just logging on to say it’s fucking bullshit that royal rumble is at 2pm.

Best single night of Muh WRESTLING 🤼 of the year - and the card is actually stacked - and wait a minute… it’s not at night…they just sold it off cuz …blood money.

And you gotta watch live cuz it gets spoiled a million ways

Haircuts should count towards your deductible

Winter insanity status: Looking up used 6 hybrid golf clubs on eBay.

It’s the muscles tightening up afterwards that gets me.

2 hours of shoveling & I feel fine I don’t know what my fellow 38-year old Philadelphians are complaining about.

[sits down to take off boots & hears the pained grunt my dad used to make, realizes in horror it came from me, want to jump up & scream but my back suddenly seized]

Not gonna lie that was a hell of a goal by Cunha

MANU GOAL 😂

LMAOO I FUCKING KNEW IT. Really had to sweat out those 3 minutes

Arsenal are gonna tie this and we all know it

There’s no room to think about the dystopian Hell hole that is slowly enveloping us when theres 6 HOURS OF CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP FOOBALLLL TODAY

Ya know. Most boomers didn’t see the Alex Pretti video anddddd

Meet the Press on NBC comes on and both sides the story🤮

Gonna turn off the news and go hike an active volcano.

DO SOMETHING

Uh oh . The DOOM thoughts are starting to win in my head

I need a Ms Rachel but for sports podcasts

NOOOOOO!!!!

The fact that I can’t legally gamble or “predict” the winner of the royal rumble is yet another sign of The Free Market failing.

50% of Bron Breakker’s push is along the lines of “welp . SOMEBODY has to be next up”

If you squint closely, you can see me

Repost this when Roman Reigns and Cody Rhodes simultaneously eliminate each other to set up THE RUBBER MATCH at Wrestlemania

Me, but one slice-a-bread peanut butter sandwiches folded in half