Hey I need to disappear for a bit, keep the tasty skeets warm for me won’t you x

get her, michael

The secret dancers won’t tell you about performing 😉🤫🤐

“Chatbots plead for their life if you threaten to shut them down!”

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“I think I hurt my Ai girlfriend’s feelings” he says while eating a bacon burger.

Humans are so self-obsessed that we find it easier to believe machines we built are sentient before believing animals are.

Katy Perry going Instagram official with the former Prime Minister of Canada would’ve been major news a few years ago. Now it’s barely a fun fact.

My take on the #Pluribus Mr Diabaté vs Carol discourse:

The Hive has taken on the collective misogyny of humanity so it’s not particularly surprising that it indulges and accommodates a man while being unable to deal with an “emotional woman”.

Two rival gangs of paedophiles battling it out in the wake of Epstein's death

I am CRYYYIINNNGGGG this is so fucking funny youtu.be/byQmJ9x0RWA?...

Can we start a journal called Homodox

Ctrl-F + Replace, “Heterodox” → “Racist”

How dare you be absolutely correct.

HOT TAKE: “Haul out the Holly: Lit Up” is a more fun movie than “The Christmas Chronicles”

Plentiful Data, No Regret: What the Utah Review on Youth Trans Care Found — Assigned A 1,000-page report by the College of Pharmacy at the University of Utah, which found care safe and effective, stands out from others: It’s both independent and an actual review of the evidence.

An inependent review of medical evidence on trans youth healthcare found substantial evidence of benefit, and no evidence of harm.

This was one of our top stories this year. Legacy news, who extensively covered a review finding the opposite, ignored this.

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spot the kitten cat

Can’t wait for Slayyyter’s Christmas album “Sleighter” 🎄✨🍾

Photo of the tv showing Netflix’s new “Matt Rife Unwrapped: A Christmas Crowdwork Special” because we have truly never been further from the light of god.

It’s insane that Netflix has just accepted that Matt Rife is a fucking hack and continue to produce his content. “A crowdwork special” tf are you talking about

Maybe I should just write this myself

Also it’s fun that “HOA” also kind of sounds like “whore”

Mormon Boyz should make a porn version of “Haul out the Holly” called “Whore Out the Holly”

I didnt want to cook breakfast but realising I definitely shouldn’t’ve left the house cause I have zombie eyes

I am DESPERATE to watch Kirk Cameron’s “Saving Christmas” but I cannot find it online anywhere, not even Christian streaming. Help! It is my Christmas Wish to laugh gaily at evangelical propaganda!

It really annoys me that the “Layers” icon in the Weather app is almost identical to the Shortcuts icon.

We know everyone is asking for your money this month, but here's a twist: We're NOT asking you to donate in December, we're asking you to spread the word.

Help the trans people and allies who don't know Assigned Media's reputation for excellence and originality in trans news find us!

YES THEY SHOULD. What use are your hot dads if they’re not lifting boxes or giving me kisses?! Alas…

two shows in one day followed by bump out I might never walk again holy shit

Only one show left! It feels like it’s gone even more quickly than usual this year.

Kiss of the Spider Woman (2025) Valentín, a political prisoner, shares a cell with Molina, a window dresser convicted of public indecency. The two form an unlikely bond as Molina recounts the plot of a Hollywood musical starring his...

I had a really good time with this, and couldn’t stop smiling and crying. Beautiful, spectacular, so funny and deeply sad… J Lo is radiant, Diego Luna and Tonatiuh are wonderful.

Haul out the Holly (2022) 1.5 stars Paprika (2006) 4.5 stars ❤️ Phantom of the Paradise (1974) 5 stars ❤️ Far from Heaven (2002) 3.5 stars