everyone needs to see All I Wanna Do (aka Strike!) if you have any respect for kristen dunst, rachel leigh cooke, gaby hoffman, labor organizing, roadkill, motown, secret passages, ravioli, stupid little hats, celebrating male incompetence, horses, lumberjacks, 60s hair, or women

gonna go film bro on everyone’s asses and say how proud I am of this shelf with its many good fonts and many flavors of Cary Grant

the “anger” stage of grief is really taking the stage for me with this go around of loss

my work telling everyone we will never have it better anywhere else is a red flag right

realizing u can just make buffalo dip for dinner

the second one ❤️

maybe my unemployment burnout healing plan will be to live life like animal crossing as much as possible

crossing my animals for the first time in ages and feeling immensely guilty!

we love having a breakdown on saturday night

i promise you aren’t prepared to hear a bunch of guys speaking Full Boston with complete sincerity

WELCOME TO NEW ENGLAND, land of the country’s worst accents!!

guess i live here now

combatting sunday scariea with Ever After

i made earrings from my neighborhood bar’s drink tokens 💕

It's called the Bugsy Siegel challenge: teens on TikTok and other social media are buying up land in backwater desert towns and turning them into gambling hotspots virtually overnight. And while they say it's just for fun, police say it's no joke.

if my job does go to shit I am going to take one week to make meticulous little crafts before lighting myself on fire

is a blt the most satisfyingly balanced dish of all time?

bluesky isn’t real yet i will tweet about work on main…. i finally got the title i was offered a year and a half ago but our company is collapsing and half the staff is being laid off :’)

hot jupiter i am obsessed!!

blocking is misunderstood by many, so here's a good rule of thumb: when i block you it's because i am politely unsubscribing from your replies. when you block me it's because you are a censor denying me my rightful spot in the marketplace of free ideas, and because you hate friendship and love

one of the most underrated aspects of vampirism is that you don't have to do meal planning anymore

love 2 post the bathrooms at ellis island as vintage inspo

i had salted toast for lunch

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor