Neeeed it 🤤

A ten thousand rabid shit-flinging chimps is the Republican Party

Especially after repeated plapping 😌

Sheeeeesh that’s crazy 👀

CALLS ARE WORKING - it has bought us precious time, but we NEED to keep the pressure up.

Tomorrow is the cloture vote.

KEEP CALLING: (202) 224-3121 ☎️☎️☎️

Tell your Dem Senator to vote NO on Cloture and NO on the Republican spending bill.

Do NOT assume your Senator will be good on this. Trust me.

The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.

Be a temple where a sexy oracle discovers prophesies through orgasm

Yes please! 🤓

Or is the algorithm doing subconscious lewd inspo?

Oh, oh my god 😵‍💫

Masturbating before bed 👍👌

Like, anatomical or artistic heart? 🤔

Looking tasty 👀

I guess, if you want

What’s that?

Lmao before I got on diet meth id sometimes drink 2L of coffee in a day when I had lots of stuff to do

As in, like an actual spa, or a, 💅🏳️‍🌈”spa”? 👀

Unironically Dems should be making fun of Trump for stuff like this, emasculate him, thats why “weird” was working so well

Making him something to be feared plays into his Strong, Decisive, Serious LARP. Pop that bubble by making him an object of mockery and a dumb weird loser

Okay omw show me around England

Ugh linguistic prescriptivism so naughty babe

Cavity prevention and good oral health!!

Is that like, a retainers/dentures type of situation?

Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.

Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking

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OH how’d I only just see this?? 👀😵‍💫

Oh hiiii 👀🤓

Kept in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant

OH oh my 👀 and the skirt and garters, and chaps too, hmmmmmmmm

Wise decision 🙏

The only reasonable course is both imo