wow, they are finally noticing only... (checks notes) ten years late.

Dude was literally insider trading WHILE A MERE CANDIDATE.

I disagree.

What he did is completely and utterly rational, he's doing the one thing that will absolutely destroy Jones's entire business model.

And he's taken what was essentially a dead publication and has put it in the top ten newspapers in the USA.

hell, they don't even have to force the slaves to do work. All they have to do is store them. Hell, if they don't let them do the necessary work, then they can hire contractors to do all the work like cooking and cleaning, and skim off THEIR pay too.

all of them. Disproportionately large asses, from sea to shining sea.

what is somehow not dying of dysentery?

they are fishermen. The druglords stopped using small craft decades ago, it's all in the walls of shipping containers and inside luxury jets into private airports, etc. You would have to be poor and desperate to even contemplate smuggling across the Caribbean

in january it was a warcrime. In April it's routine.

if the US government killed that many while not at war and without Trump in control, there would be massive calls for impeachment on that basis alone.

fartmaxxing?

or just Russians using Iranian servers, that is, if the attack is actually coming from Iran. Iran really has no real use in attacking bluesky. At worst for them, it's neutral territory.

Lets see: it's not controlled by Elon or Mark Zuckerberg and is full of people seeking refuge from the onslaught of rightwing propaganda on the sites controlled by Elon and Zuckerberg.

an attack on bluesky. The notorious den of those who object to the genocide in Palestine and Lebanon.

Indoor, for-profit, makeshift concentration camps that don't even have access to natural light. I wouldn't be surprised if they kept the artificial light on all night.

he switched from rock tumbler to unlubricated hammerdrill?

Fun fact: if you live in Palestine and southern lebanon and are gay, you are still far more likely to be murdered by an Israeli soldier or settler.

He's real, real good at one thing:
Getting publicity for himself.

There's no way they wouldn't have known that Capone's gang would have cleaned it out before walling it off.

He's had a long career since then, always a carnival barker, getting work because he can make even a nothingburger sound interesting

They would have absolutely known that Capone's mob would have cleaned the whole thing out before walling it off. But it was a great stunt, they built it up nicely, and got great ratings, and that's all that really mattered.

Have public transport be the cheapest form of transport. That's the way to keep transport costs down. AND REGULATE THE RIDESHARE COMPANIES PROPERLY.

Basically, they have privatised the revenue generated by said taxes, the middemen get a huge windfall.

the clownshoes don't come off either. Neither does the bowtie.

sure, it was a win - win for the weasly little horseface cretin. If the appointment didn't blow up, he's got a ready ally in Washington, and if it did, he can watch it backfire on Starmer.

MY CAR HAS A NAME YOU KNOW...

don't talk that way about my car.

I simply think he doesn't want to be reminded of it.
There's absolutely no way him, his campaign or the secret service would have allowed the shooter anywhere near him, let alone fired within an inch of his head.

What boat is only visible in the pool with your eyes closed?

Good. Torment him forever. Can we get the torment nexus from "do not invent the torment nexus" to do the tormenting, or should we manually torment him with pointy sticks and pineapples and endless lakes of fire?

very retro