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I don't think high culture is necessarily the foil to slop. Even low culture can be made with care and thought, as long as a human makes it. I want my fart jokes to be made by something that actually farts.

Suck and Fuck Norris

The king creeps behind us, giving us flat tires and giggling. Even the lowest of courtesans avert their eyes when we pass.

It's kind of wild to watch as the country we call a theocracy makes rational long-term strategic decisions while we pretty clearly base our strategy on faith and the second coming of Christ.

I think the best optimist's case for what he's saying is that people and structures other than candidates need to motivate people.

"Look the burrito man in the eye" is some dril shit

Oh hey, kinda cool to have a Cherokee man in charge of homeland security

*ducks and stays very quiet*

There are a million reasons to be in a bigger city but food is no longer one of them. You can get decent Indian in Omaha and passable Thai in Birmingham. I am not THAT old but when I was a kid most people were afraid of sushi.

1900: [title too racist to print] by ives 'cracker' whitey 1910: gods blade cuts down the sinners by the smiles family singers 1920: married to frankenstein blues by blind soupy fogg 1930: the st lois choo choo train by willard gibson and his orchestra 1940: i will kiss him in heaven (unless you buy war bonds) by elspeth whitey 1950: makin babies by big 'richard' willie 1960: why oh why (did god take my baby away) by the marvelous wonderettes 1970: why'd you leave me bitch by the baby brats 1980: why did you leave, robot girl? by country club 1990: shit by phlegm

the history of music in the 20th century:

"Iran is the most imperialist power in the region" is the kind of "war is peace" doublespeak that I expect from the admin. This is deranged even for Friedman.

In my neighborhood there's a truck for a chicken company and it has a huge sexy chicken with crazy porn breasts and I told my friends but they didn't believe me but then I took a photo and was vindicated.

Concord Mall -- Delaware's second largest shopping mall

Steve Cohen is involved so you know this whole thing will be an incredibly expensive failure.

Still not sure I follow your logic. Neighbors called 911 and asked the cops to show up. Those cops should have shown up, seen that it was harmless horseplay, and moved along.

I read Zohran's statement as saying "This is silly and I'm not going to play along with people's paranoia."

Mayor Mamdani says he has seen the video of kids throwing snowballs and urges people not to do that

This one did? How so?

His statement is mocking the cops! I don't understand how people are reading it any other way

Someone died by proximity mine one too many times as a teen

I think it can be both? Like the reason people were willing to buy the partisan smokescreen was because they didn't have the framework to accept solidarity among capital.

With every Epstein detail that comes out, all I can think is that Pizzagate was what a lack of Marxist analysis does to your brain. The insistence on partisan framing rather than wealth and class framing was what pushed it into lunacy.

They're so desperate to find an innocent person who has been implicated and they can't.

Snowball fights are fun! If you disrupt one to make yourself the victim, it's because you hate joy and see your job as controlling the population rather than keeping people safe.

It's funny because here in NYC the last one was a virtual day and everyone got so mad that they gave us an full snow day this time.

Tweet from Richard Hanania Literally decades of investigations across the world, they can’t find anyone to arrest in Epstein world. So they get Prince Andrew for sharing trade secrets. They’re going to comb through all his email now and see whether any of these people have an unpaid parking ticket to charge them with.

Like 2 weeks ago this guy was demanding to be let back into the normal people club

‘Voter ID’ is a lie. They are inventing a problem and then pretending a series of voting barriers are the solution to this imaginary problem. Treating this as anything other than that is bullshit.

And while he has pressured other billionaires to join him, he has rarely engaged in the kind of self-promotional stuff around his own giving that makes people roll their eyes and distorts the good work people are doing by forcing them to comply with a donor's misinformed priorities.

Both of whom look like lesbian aunts

Noted and I appreciate the clarification but I think the point stands which is that Obama built a lot of this infrastructure and elevated a lot of these people.

Did you at least read about the dick inflation controversy?

They calling it the least essential article ever written. Stewart is a marginal figure in media at this point and certainly understands economics better than half the administration.