Happy international asexuality day everyone! We encourage everyone to explore and appreciate the many different form of love out there 🖤💜🤍

IT BEGINS.
THE RECKONEIGHING.
the Splatonics are embracing their true natures and becoming the Strictly Horsetonics!
So don't hold those horses anymore and lets giddy up together ya'll!

#loveloses 💔
(except we love our team strictly splatoniclly of course /p)

We're still looking! Info in the post below's replies!! #compsplatoon

You can check out our teams results here!
sendou.ink/t/strictly-s...

DM artemisagentofmomo on discord if you're interested!

PS: (You don't need to be aro/ace to join!)

Hello #compsplatoon! Did you know you have the chance to join an awesome team sometime soon?

That's right! Strictly Splatonic looking for 2 new members!

Twitch Twitch is the world

www.twitch.tv/leggy_re
its time for STRICTLY SPLATONIC BINGO !!!
Get your bingo card here:
bingobaker.com#68c9ae807d1d...

Artemis: wiper, rapid deco?!
@leggyre.bsky.social CARBON ROLLER DECO....and angler!
@colliever.bsky.social Hedit, vHeavy, Well of strings
@cupdog.bsky.social Dreading it up

we took 3rd in Shark Tank Shallow waters tonight! booyah!
Artemis - "dont touch my sub roster"
Leggy - [zones out and gets 19 kills]
Cupdog - REGROUP REGROUP REGROUP
Collie - too excited, pressed the trigger too hard till fingie hurtie :(

would you free Artemis?

@colliever.bsky.social - Hedit GAMING
@rascalgator.pmd.social - reflux and dualies GAMING
Artemis - wiper and decav GAMING
@cupdog.bsky.social dread GAMING and an awesome sub :3

Strictly Splatonic got 2nd in tea cup after an insane bracket reset!
Collie: *infodumping about ocs while waiting for finals*
Rascal: almost dipped to get coffee
Artemis: "WHY ISNT IT USBC?"
Cupdog: stayed up past their bedtime

A kinda ugly guy being awarded a medal, and brashly celebrating his victory. While being on the top of *a* podium, he does not acknowledge that this podium is the lowest of four total podiums, not even making the podium of podiums. All eleven other people on the podiums stare at him scornfully as he celebrates a hollow victory.

THAT'S ME IN TEHRE WOOOOO WE THE BEST OF THE WORST BAYBEE LET'S GOOOOOO

@leggyre.bsky.social - Carbon, Vroller, OCTOBRUSH???
@colliever.bsky.social - Hard committed to that Hedit
Artemis - Wiper smh
@buhlooey.bsky.social Pro and Mini GOAT

Strictly Splatonic totally rocked out and took 1st in Iron Bracket in A41 tonight!
Leggy - "if we lose I'm playing brush"
Collie - 741 different technical issues
Artemis - has BAD tastes in rock music
Buhlooey - sub very amused by our shenanigans

"Leggy jump out" they say
"just reset" they say
when will they say "Leggy you got this!"?

don't worry, Artemis always runs qr!

Artemis - Splatana Wiper, when he was there
@leggyre.bsky.social - Carbon Roller Deco, Carbon Roller Angl-r
@rascalgator.pmd.social - NZap, Milk flux
@visvivisection.bsky.social - Ballpoint ✨
@meoginkling.bsky.social - Emergency NZap, Heavy Edit

We've got a big announcement! Artemis kept disconnecting and made us lose several sets, so we're crucifying him!
Oh, and we got 2nd place in FTIU 81 bronze bracket.

Artemis: died for our sins, repeatedly
Leggy: would rather be farming rn
Rascal: happy pride month!
Vivi: wants that twink obliterated

Artemis - Splatana Wiper
@leggyre.bsky.social - CARBON ROLLER DECO!!!!
@meoginkling.bsky.social - Hedit
Gyrum - milk flux v1
@rascalgator.pmd.social - milk flux v2

We won Shark Tank: Shallow Waters bronze bracket...AGAIN!
Artemis: "im gonna STEAL THE TOWER"
Leggy: *HAS THE ZOOMIES*
Meogi: caffeine high off mountain dew raspberry lemonade
Rascal: chicken rapped us to victory
Gyrum: sub held hostage

☹

Here's more fun pictures in Urchin Underpass that we have to share! :]

@rascalgator.pmd.social - N-Zap
@hilol3.bsky.social - Custom Explosher
@leggyre.bsky.social - CARBON ROLLER DECO.
Artemis - Wiper

We won FTIU 80 Silver Bracket! After enduring THREE BYEs, that is. 😴

Artemis - Better than Leggy
Leggy - Better than Artemis
Rascal - Carbon Roller Deco 2
Hi lol - Splashdown go brrr

#CompSplatoon

@hilol3.bsky.social - Dread Wringer
@leggyre.bsky.social - Heavy Edit...!?
Artemis - Wiper
Cyvii - Splat Roller, Carbon Roller

We made it to Shark Tank SW 18 gold bracket! But we still need that silver badge...
Many thanks to Lemonade Booth for including an awesome sub with our order! :]

Hi lol - "We got out zones-cheesed 😭"
Leggy - "We have hedit at home. The hedit at home:"
Artemis - "This was a tactical throw."