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Posts by Topher Florence
the fact that this was somehow still in my head 40 years later without even me remembering what it was feels like a personal callout from my subconscious
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKH8...
Thank you so much it was driving me crazy!
does anyone remember what this song is? 80s-90s closing credits. feels like a talk show or a game show maybe. imagine this song with saxophones
a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror
found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page
a youtube thumbnail. there are two men and one woman making faces. there are inlaid black and white images of curly and shemp from the three stooges. the title text reads: "Curly's Grandson meets Shemp's Great Granddaughter - THE THREE STOOGES"
a scene from a cheap looking mobile game. the hit disney character aladdin is saying "don't you know stealing is against the law?"
a picture of some child pirates from "jake and the neverland pirates". they are under a banner that says "today's pirate pledge". they are holding up a separate banner that says "a good pirate never takes another person's property!"
you actually can buffer overflow the pop culture stat and become incredibly powerful but you need strong informed opinions about theme parks and newspaper comic strips and musicals and podcast dramas and vertical format short form narrative romances
people have pop culture dump stats. they simply do not spec to know anything about one entire medium like comics or movies or music or television or games whatever. if you actually put your points into [all pop culture] knowledge then you don't know how to drive or have not seen a doctor in 10 years
Black and white art of Snoopy as Guts, with armor and wielding a big sword, riding on top of a large Woodstock styled as Nosferatu Zodd with big wings and a broken horn, flying out of a portal. There’s a gothic logo on the top middle that says “SNOOPY.”
A Snoopy/Berserk commission
it's interesting how movies actually literally produced by the tubi corporation as "tubi originals" don't really mean the same thing spiritually as when you say "a tubi movie"
RIP to everyone who follows me for one joke or one political post and then is bombarded by ten straight days of me posting what rpg class pete and pete characters are or whatever the fuck i do on websites
i think a fun idea for a tv sitcom would be a 30 rock/larry sanders style wacky behind the scenes of a daytime court show and one of the gags is that the plaintiffs and defendants are characters from other sitcoms hashing out petty grievances
Screenshot of a brightly-coloured CGI scene. A live action woman in an elaborate dress lies on the ground on the Yellow Brick Road. Next to her are a CGI lion, a CGI television with a face, and an anthropomorphic power plug.
Eriko Tamura: Oz (Future Pirates/Toshiba EMI, Mac, 1994)
three cartoon middle aged white men working as the behind the scenes staff for alvin and the chipmunks
i bet the set crew from the alvin and the chipmunks opening got stories. solid union dudes who will tell you some insane shit about a lionel richie music video once they get two beers in
actors who have portrayed batman and superman (non parody)
troy baker
ketih ferguson
jason marsden
tara strong
ben affleck*
Hank Hill mii and Bocchi mii in Tomodachi Life Living the Dream they just met and think they seem like minded
hey guys - i'm in a pretty dire housing situation right now. i have to move at the end of the month (lease expires) but prior plans w/ people completely fell apart & i'm back to square one. i'm looking for a room in Brooklyn, trans friendly, 1100 a month max, not a temporary sublet. plz let me know.
kids these days and their vibe coding whatever happened to good old fashioned cutting and pasting dozens of things into a long unsupported visual scripting system to create nearly unreadable spaghetti code because typing is annoying
Archie newspaper strip dated January 31, 1973. Betty: People get more electric things than they need! Jughead: My uncle got ONE and only used it once! Betty: What was it? Jughead: The electric chair!
jesus christ jughead
Try out my little Twine story I made for this year's Gex game jam. I'll probably expand on it and give it some more choices one of these days.
topherflorence.itch.io/the-gex-writ...
beautiful women in my notifications saying ⚠︎ Forbidden
moon child, buck bumble, willy wombat, sonic cd, radical rex/baby t-rex, tempo, pepsiman sort of...any other 1990s platformers with a vocal theme featuring the title character's name?
okay while the site is crashing and no one can see this here is a full canonical list of the hottest characters in intellivision games with youtube timestamps
caricatures of several of the hottest celebrities of the 1940s being very excited
it is kinda funny in a depressing way that even the catharsis of a pretend godzilla attack on our evil nation got everyone like
A screenshot from cookie's bustle. Cookie, a 5 year old girl who looks like a bear, is wearing a blue shirt and examining the corpse of an adventurer, who is dressed exactly like lara croft, with a teal t-shirt, gun holsters, shorts, the whole outfit. she has picked up a gun. The narrator says: "cookie picked up a pistol from the adventurer's corpse." Cookie says: "I don't need this thing!"
whoa, they straight up put lara croft (dead) in cookie's bustle
Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”
what i look like trying to explain that it's possible that the fictional character "warren coolidge" from the white shadow who later appeared on st. elsewhere, apocryphally appeared on an unaired episode of the fox sitcom method & red but it could be internet misinformation that's spread for years
new yeo game coming out for y'all enjoyers of ringo ishikawa or fading afternoon
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLj1...
sonic reading while tails looks on through the window
sonic in his desolate home from sonic shuffle before earning decorations
a sepia toned image of sonic reading 1001 arabian knights on the couch
whenever there is a sonic house he has a book. sonic's classic book item.