WHAT the FUCK

girls should think I am "the bees knees"

the hammers are already on their way :(

let me be sad damn you

i should be killed with hammers

i love how i am built exclusively to hurt people it's a really cool way to live

crop gonna kill this one

literally just caught myself playing with mine out of nowhere these things are addictive

follow up question
why did you bring a bomb to meet n fuck kingdom?

why were you at meet n fuck kingdom

yes!!

just put berdly on the island and torture susie with that

scared im not enough and never will be :)

XENOVERSE 3's story mode is going nuts

"stylish heroine" is such a demeaning thing to call one of the biggest female leads omfg

canon I think

a little thing :)

tbf i grew up very southern, around that same time my understanding of lesbians was still "one of them pretends to be a man"

i remember getting exposed to ddlg roleplay stuff for the first time on fucking ifunny when i was like 12 and thinking "huh this sounds really comforting but the guy being here kinda creeps me out." didn't discover mommy stuff until several years later and it clicked instantly

bro I could be the champion of the entire 14 shards and I would still do any of Tataru Taru's bidding. She IS that powerful and IS deserving all my respect.

girls like it when willow

hi im oomf

all of mine are protagonists so they're courageous or outgoing lmao

me too bud

i mean WHAT WHO SAID THAT

hey

Had a dream that I queued for a daily roulette in FF14 and it sent me into a trial that was a solo duty but had still dragged 7 other people into it who couldn't do anything so they were placing bets on how many times I would die

The trial didn't even exist, it was Alphinaud (Unreal)

just finished making him and dressing him up and this is the first fucking thing he says to me

hug :((