a close up of a man 's face with the words `` merman . cough cough merman . '' ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` merman . cough cough merman . ''

me the instant i load into the desert biome

current status:
walking ability ↗️
breathing ability ↘️

*looks at beef prices* whoops never mind

how hard would it be to make my own gyudon at home...

they’re probably like “damn these worms are *hitting*”

birds get up too early

note to self:

hey idiot. if you stop letting chores pile up and do them at regular intervals, they won't be so tiresome and take so much time to do. 5 minutes is shorter than 20 minutes, right? that means you can get back to doing what you love sooner: watching youtube while farting

if they created the hitman franchise today they would call the guy “agent 67”

struggling tonight

i love laying down. and being in bed. especially after i’ve been standing

*bites into a pickle* ahhh fuck

re: artemis ii, nice to know that we can still do cool things like this

a close up of a man 's face with a white shirt on ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a white shirt on

me reading this

*while staring into the middle distance* how hard could it be to sell a car

okay well now i HAVE to make it to july

sure would be nice if someone Did Something

will i sleep tonight? only time will tell

"happy is the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying once and for all." - ovid or whoever

patrick star from spongebob is laying in bed eating a watermelon ALT: patrick star from spongebob is laying in bed eating a watermelon

celebrating easter

mom: “i want you to get yourself a nice meal for easter weekend okay?”
“i will mom”
mom: “maybe from wendy’s so you can get a frosty? *quietly* i won’t tell anyone”
“thank you mom”

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*pulls designated cardboard tab to open box*
*only the front layer of cardboard tears off so the box remains sealed*

man the panic attack i had earlier this week really knocked me for a loop. body still feels tense and tired. hoping it gets better before next week

Now That's a Good Friday - 9/30/04 YouTube video by Inflatable Conan

whenever good friday rolls around i always think of this legendary conan clip youtu.be/U0gBotvRjwg?...

why did this come out so poor quality lol

having a...good brain day? what's going on

a man says i 'm gonna get real weird with it while standing next to a woman ALT: a man says i 'm gonna get real weird with it while standing next to a woman

capcom putting together that sf6 ingrid teaser:

jack in the box tacos will save me

a man is laying in a bed with the words `` i 'm dying '' written on the bottom . ALT: a man is laying in a bed with the words `` i 'm dying '' written on the bottom .

being 41 update: