me and my friends getting "left behind" by AI

A timeline that starts with fire and the wheel It includes the time when your favorite game of all time was released It also includes the new game giving you fomo that everyone is posting about The timeline indicates that there is so many fucking good games that were released between today and the time your favorite game of all time was released

There were like 20,000 games released on Steam last year
Hundreds more console exclusives
You can play whatever you want
You don't HAVE to play anything ❤️

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

I ❤ PISSER

"I TECHED THAT THROW AND YOU KNOW IT BARNEY, THE STUPID BALANCE PATCH JUST MADE TERRY UNGA BUNGARD COMPLETELY UNVIABLE!"

Good night.

they found me at this corner as a baby

teaaaa

I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr

1. barely works
2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate)
3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment

This is structurally identical to a Da Share Z0ne post

i'm hallucinating

A screenshot from the videogame 'I Will: The Story of London'. A menu asks DO YOU SLEEP? YES/NO

Do I sleep? Not when @mooware.bsky.social opens with a banger for @rgltv.bsky.social 's #Retrothon I don't! 😄

a medieval drawing of two knights embracing

close friends, france, 15th century

I keep getting stuck on the name "battery daddy", like it's by all accounts a great product, and very dad, but that's uh.

you only see battery daddy every other weekend

The Old Magic will not be discussed with children of the new.

Isso!

Love it.

1. Vampire (Ñ) is secretly sucking someone's blood in their bedroom
2. The demon (&) eating a dwarf next to a minetrack
3. Dragon (D) attacking a squad outside.
4. Dwarves eating in the tavern; dogs, cats, and babies are hanging around.
5. Goblin (g) sneaking in to steal crap.

Dwarf Fortress is coming to Magic: The Gathering and I'm beginning to suspect Wizards of the Coast is targeting me, specifically ASCII art, meet card art.

Now you can play Dwarf Fortress in your MtG games... wut...?

www.pcgamer.com/games/card-g...

#gaming #magicthegathering #dwarffortress

That one really krushes the tweeter 🤘

Twitch Twitch is the world

🦜 Cascadou release day, been looking forward to this! 🦜 ( #sponsored - key provided by @machineboy.bsky.social ) www.twitch.tv/everydaybear

hey, just so you know, if i ever stop talking mid sentence and seem to zone out before coming back seeming confused, it's because my soul was temporarily dr mario. yeah it's a common problem for a lot of autistic people

A box says parasol medical with a picture of a red and white parasol. Parasol is another word for umbrella.

Oh... Oh no!

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

Chibi Mikhail Gorbachev (really!) standing in front of a sign that says GOOD

GANBARE GORBY!
JSH CO. 1991
GAME GEAR

I have a sudden urge to buy a van just so I can recreate this painting on the side of it

No thanks

Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."

four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"

Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"

Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad