knuckle tats: INFO WARS

A fact-of-the-day calendar says “The Moon is slowly shrinking, causing moonquakes.”

The Moon is slowly shrinking, causing moonquakes.

Now just calling it the Gulf of Iran

It’s none of my business. Leave me out of it.

Two reasons I can’t take TikTok: I don’t like seeing where people live and I don’t like hearing what they say

ok made it, phew

[waking up] ok. let’s get this over with

You have to account for the possibility that the proposition “Geese is a psyop” is itself a psyop

The Fanfare Around the Band Geese Actually Was a Psyop The Brooklyn band Geese was labeled an “industry plant” by those who questioned its sudden ubiquity. Maybe it was.

Geese is cooked. Haha get it www.wired.com/story/geese-...

Welcome to the big tent, new political convert! There’s a nice prize for you over there, just past the end of that pier

Capitalism is the system under which resources from various Middle Eastern sovereign funds are most efficiently distributed

world extortion, the greatest dream imaginable

“this is world extortion”

TACO is cope even if it’s true

I am not a crank.

All the resources devoted to developing video games are wasted. Video games are done, we don’t need any more.

Can you get alpine divorced there

What’s up with the left having a monopoly on truth and the right having a monopoly on power? What’s up with that

Knuckle tats: ANTI POPE

The left is correct but the right wields power everywhere. What’s up with that

My block-long shadow waves to you from the ground under a blooming cherry blossom tree beside a Vietnamese restaurant

my mother telling me just now over telephone that she found ai videos of dogs and cats wearing clothes and doing jobs amusing

That the 89 year old who wrote the 25th amendment is *still teaching* is, shall we say, indicative of The Larger Problem

…a lesson from Iraq war days

Threatening war crimes is a war crime

French New Wave is like, “What if we gave this schmuck a gun?”

Is the B. in Michael B. Jordan the B. in Johnny B. Goode?

if your convulsions don’t steadily intensify, peaking in a final, violent convulsion that brings about a blessed oblivion and allows you to actually leave the chrysalis of the flesh behind, then you’re not convulsing correctly or effectively

It has been 0 days since PayPal made some changes to its legal agreements

every month is poetry month if you Believe