It’s all disgusting and horrible no matter how many are involved, but these are the factual numbers cited in the CNN article.

There were 62 million visits to a porn site. This porn site hosts thousands of videos of women being sexually assaulted in their sleep. Some of these videos have up to 50,000 views. These videos link to telegram group chats with dozens of participants where men talk about assaulting their wives.

Somebody please save these poor astronauts, they literally can’t go anywhere.

When I posted a video about the Iran War and I said we were losing, I understood why I got a few comments asking “how are we losing?”

After all, the myth of US military supremacy is prolific.

But it’s been more than a month. Gas is $7 a gallon. You’re not allowed to be this uninformed and stupid.

Rewatched The Comeback in preparation for the new season, and I had forgotten just how incredible Season 2 is.

The finale serves as such a nice final statement on Valerie Cherish as a character… that now I’m actually less excited for Season 3 because I am terrified they’ll ruin it.

The democrats literally drafted a bill to pay the TSA. All he had to do was let Congress pass it and sign the damn thing.

I feel like the media and the economists want us all to be terrified about the incoming collapse of the US economy and possibly the dollar with it, and yet most of us millennials and Gen Z are just laughing hysterically as we fly off into the ravine like Thelma and Louise.

AI is not, in fact, "inevitable".

oh you hate capitalism? now replace capitalism with "women." not so funny now is it??

The last generation of VC investing has been underscored by the fact that venture money circles are filed to the brim with very wealthy people that are completely inconsolable that they missed the boat on Instagram/Amazon/Facebook/etc.

So, they're susceptible to snake oil labeled The Next Big Thing

I ate an entire bag of 10 mg gummies, here’s what it taught me about B2B marketing.

At what point can we just give up on the United States as a concept and start over from scratch?

“I ate a real life horse liver in mine! I’m a vegetarian.”

I’m imagining Leo going up to Timothee Chalamet at the Oscars after party and being like, “Oof, rough luck kid, been there. But don’t worry, how old are you?”

“31.”

“Oh yeah, so you only got like 10, maybe 12 years tops before they finally reward you for a role nobody remembers or cares about!”

I mean, these were pretty easy calls but still… damn Al! You ain’t invited to my Oscar pool anytime soon (because I don’t have one, but if I did you’re first on the list, big fan).

Fox & Friends are gonna say the Best Picture winner was Fuck ICE: The Movie and I want to be absolutely clear that they'll be right.

Funny and fitting final bit given the winner (that couldn’t have been planned, right?!) but in all seriousness… CAN Conan be Oscars host for life?

Congratulations to One Battle After Another, yes Sinners is great too but if you don’t think this award is well earned you didn’t watch the movie.

And huge condolences to the one guy who lost $100k betting on Train Dreams on Kalshi.

It is 7:37pm and I am wrong.

It is 7:22, Michael B Jordan is winning his well-deserved Oscar, and I’m calling it right now: Sinners is taking home the big prize.

Man they REALLY hated Timmy’s ballet and opera slander, huh?

The Oscar director is QUICK to cut off the speeches this year, yet for some reason we got that extended bit with the Bridesmaids ladies that called attention to what a waste of time it was.

I’d thank my cats.

For once the movie with the best editing actually won Best Editing!

This Academy lady talks weird. I get she’s from Liverpool but she talks weird even for a Liverpoolian. The Beatles didn’t talk this weird.

My dog needs to poop and Hulu won’t let me pause the Oscars for more than 30 seconds so guess I’m missing Jimmy Kimmel.

Oh no.

Avatar 3 wins VFX just to remind everyone that Avatar’s still a thing for some reason.

I’m sure someone will complain about how long the In Memoriam was this year, but honestly I think it was earned, and very tastefully done.

The caliber of legend we lost since last year earned the length and the speeches.

The two front runners for Best Picture won their respective screenplay categories, so there’s still no telling which way this goes.

It’s also the rare occasion where I don’t care because both are fantastic and deserve to win for different reasons.

I almost HOPE we get that tie.

Delroy Lindo was robbed.