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Posts by Captain Joystick

1 week ago 0 0 0 0

LOL, I play bash or halflings so I guess I never noticed.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

Spent a lot of time in 2. Learned the game on it. While I love playing the new ruleset, 3 only implemented like half of it at the time, super rough and cut corners everywhere.

1 month ago 1 0 1 0
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Penguin Highway.

1 month ago 2 0 0 0

What if they fixed it but acknowledged the fucked up?

Like they add one last image of the wedding and Alex is giving Patricia away Sean or something? And the text is like,

"What? Yeah, she married Sean. Why do you look surprised? Why are you looking at me like that? WHAT DID YOU THINK?"

1 month ago 9 0 0 0
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Does anyone else find it weird that the movie seems to try to quote the Crow but feels the need to try to change the line to avoid getting into trouble>

Then does it again so you really know they meant it?

1 month ago 1 0 0 0
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1 month ago 7 0 0 0
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I figure content creators think they can get away with it because it's a smaller game. Their 'Lore' is probably machine generated too.

For the same reason, BB doesn't have as much a defined visual identity so it's much easier to generate a passable orc football player than it is a sister of battle.

1 month ago 5 0 3 0
Starcraft 1 menu graphic of a Terran Marine.

Starcraft 1 menu graphic of a Terran Marine.

Starcraft 1 victory screen image depicting a terran marine with the word 'BIG' emblazoned upon his chest.

Starcraft 1 victory screen image depicting a terran marine with the word 'BIG' emblazoned upon his chest.

Art of a red painted Starcraft marine, striding through a battlefield. Artist signature reads as 'Phil Arth'

Art of a red painted Starcraft marine, striding through a battlefield. Artist signature reads as 'Phil Arth'

Black and white starcraft art by Chris Metzen that featured in the game's instruction manual. Depicts a marine with black and white armour emblazoned with icons like the Ace of Spades and slogans such as 'God o' Thunder', 'Your Ass Here' (On the boot), and 'Paci-FIST'

Black and white starcraft art by Chris Metzen that featured in the game's instruction manual. Depicts a marine with black and white armour emblazoned with icons like the Ace of Spades and slogans such as 'God o' Thunder', 'Your Ass Here' (On the boot), and 'Paci-FIST'

While I do miss the marine's big chonky stompers, I think a lot of that old charm can be recaptured with a good paint job.

I'm looking forward to seeing what people come up with after the game launches.

1 month ago 4 0 1 0

The rules are available for free.

Major Pros:
-Love the movement system, fantastic refinement of a common intuitive mistake in 40k movement
-Surge is a welcome implementation of SC's rock paper scissors mechanics
-Line of sight is measured from bases!

1 month ago 11 2 1 0

"I only saw that you were thirsty."

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

They'd try to push this thing on us in Canada now and again.

It's just a regular mcdonald's burger with fucking dijon mustard on it.

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

It's safe... to pilot!
It's reliable... to use!

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

No matter what, I'll never forget that after all the naysaying, the years of ridicule, the ever-increasing argument that there was no demand for sisters; that that first plastic box set sold out in less than 15 minutes.

That shit was my Waterloo.

1 month ago 5 0 0 0
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*sigh* out-twinked again.

1 month ago 21 0 0 0
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I think a daemon prince as a rampant angel blowing a trumpet would also be pretty cool.

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

Love this movie.

Killed zombies as a genre for me.

2 months ago 2 0 1 0

Partially? Elle sells being a good friend really well, and contrasts with how awkward the other townsfolk are around Alex.

Debunked, but *that* coupled with his relationship with his dad and some repeated themes in the monster designs I always though Alex being deeply closeted was the obvious read.

2 months ago 1 0 2 0

I don't actually finish most games I buy. I didn't even finish Hollow Knight. But Shakra shipping saw me through to every ending of Silksong.

2 months ago 3 0 1 0
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What the fuck.

2 months ago 151 10 15 7

Some of those channels are self-managed by adult actors.

...I-I would guess...

3 months ago 3 0 0 0

Did you have to clean out Matoya's basement a thousand times to get that shirt too?

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

The #dwarffortress soundtrack.

3 months ago 1 0 1 0
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The desire sensor cannot know what I want because I just do whatever and don't pay attention.

I never wishlist anything.

Sometimes I notice a better charm in my inventory that's been there for weeks.

It has no power over me and vents its frustration on others.

I will not be stopped.

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

Silent Hill: Homecoming.

3 months ago 0 0 1 0
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Signs (and bits resellers) point to yes.

3 months ago 2 0 0 0

Yeah, its *very* hard plastic.

I used to think nothing would get in the way between me and an ugly mold line but evidently my limit is one-piece pewter and battletech plastic.

I wish they'd release them in disassembled multi-part kits.

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

Over here Rogers will occasionally completely shot the bed and be completely unable to resolve a website with a regular told ipv4 address, but anybody that has ipv6 like YouTube or Google work fine so you spend a couple of hours thinking it's just that site you like that's down and not your modem.

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

If Ragnarok's hint system is any indication it'll activate itself immediately any time you aren't pressing something.

3 months ago 4 0 0 0

I saw the repurposed podling puppets and knew, at last, that Dark Crystal is dead. :(

3 months ago 1 0 0 0