Do you even believe in life after love?

Me at the first bar

Just had a bowl of cereal #blessed

Participating in my favorite winter activity, which I like to call Needing To Be On Alert All Day Every Day In Case The Snow Plow Comes.

It's wild how much Rocky and Bullwinkle content on ao3 contains neither Rocky nor Bullwinkle.

And somehow it works. ❤️

It's wild how much networking advice comes down to "Confidently speak out of your ass to strangers."

More like bafflement? It was something like "Now I'm not necessarily saying you're autistic, but the doctors definitely missed something."

I woke up immediately after.

Your "Gen" is Z-List! *farts really loudly* #GenX #90sKid

hashtag #real

hashtag headache

"I don't need any more dad shirts"

Had a dream that Bernie Sanders called me autistic.

Sometimes the curtains are just blue. And sometimes they're purple. And sometimes they're yellow. And sometimes they're red. And sometimes they're white. And sometimes they're green. And sometimes they're pink. And sometimes they're black. And sometimes they're gray. And sometimes they're brown. An

When I eventually die and become a scary ghost, I probably won't miss shitting very much.

i have now finally watched all of the twilight films and one of my favorite things about them is they always talk up these big epic battles they must prepare for that end up being like snowball fights in a field

Instead of a No Fly List, they should have a Please Fly List for people the airplanes might want to be friends with (like @withicecream.bsky.social).

"Grandma got run over by a reindeer!" Okay? Like, grandmas literally die all the time. Can you maybe just get over it rather than forcing me to do all of your emotional labor for you?

Streaming service for furry porn call that Knotflix

Hey, have you seen the new guy? Yeah, his nose is bright red. Shiny, too. Let's kick his ass.

"I asked ChatGPT to-" Okay? Well I just farted and it smells really bad.

Not to gas myself up, but I just rewatched Sly Cooper AMV (Born Too Late by The Poni-Tails), and I think I might be the most iconic Sly simp to ever exist so far.

Because they learned in previous classes that it's where they will get the most points taken off.

That makes a lot of sense actually!

Never understand why students are so averse to simplifying their work as they go. It will make your life so much easier I promise.

Not to be a killjoy but if you're an instructor who regularly laughs loudly at things your students fuck up, you might be kind of an asshole.

If you are taking a math exam, please know that writing nothing is much less suspicious than writing the correct answer with no justification. It will also get you the exact same number of points.

happy weiner wednesday #ilovemen

My pronouns are I/love/you.