I remember both of those, but I don’t understand the Bee Jam/Iceland reference despite being 55.

I haven’t seen those for decades. Did Pertwee sing the Noodle Doodle song, to the tune of Yankee Doodle? It didn’t sound like him to me, but I’m only familiar with his Worzel Gummidge voice.

We’re not allowed any means of transporting tools, in case we use them for bicycles, with which to vacate ourselves from the marital home.

We’ll be demanding the right to vote next. We’ll even be getting jobs!

It might sound silly to you, but it’s documented history for any woman.

Lolly Gobble Choc Bombs were the bomb!

I don’t remember a television advert.

Anything I do indoors is my own bloody business. Therefore, get to fuck!

Christ!

What’s your opinion on Spit, The Funky Spitting Punk Dog?

I don’t *not* want pockets. I prefer choice.

It’s deeply offensive to suggest that women don’t want pockets because we buy clothes that don’t have them! There’s rarely a pocket option. It’s an issue going back to suffrage, when we weren’t allowed trousers or bicycles!

Thank you. Perhaps the women’s wear with pockets isn’t aligned with our personal taste in clothing.

Believe it or not, pockets may not be the only factor in our choice!

I also want something in my size and comfortable, and that’s disregarding personal aesthetic and flattering my figure.

To this day, the theft of the Bungle costume remains a mystery. However, I have a hunch.

According to the punctuation in your fess, Bungle was the one in yellow dungarees.

Except that the signal was clearly stated!

Particularly to a woman who is travelling alone.

I actually hope the OP isn’t an adult.

If not, please seek help, OP. I’m not being glib about this. There are lonely people in this world.

Men can’t move out of the cats’ domain?

“I found another poor little lost kitten…”.

Yes, Billy Connolly pointed that out in the 20th Century.

*Communication from other rooms, that is. I don’t text my babies while I’m in the same room as them. It’s too infrequent an occurrence to be unappreciative!

I share my home with my young adult offspring. Communication tends to be by text. If anyone actually shouted me, it would be an emergency, so I would immediately drop everything and run.

I’m on her side. Fuck off.

The OP already mentioned that the bogs were in a pub, so it’s misleading to say that a bog is a pub toilet. The term “bog” doesn’t only apply to a toilet in a pub. Rather, it applies to any toilet.

P.S. The Scottish word is “cludgie”.

It’s any toilet.

It’s a Brit name for a toilet. We don’t go to the John or the can; we go to the bog.

Two babies of healthy weight tend to take a toll on a woman’s pelvic floor. Not just muscular weakening but, possibly, actual tearing.

You could learn to punctuate by reading, rather than watching porn to the point of confusing it with real life.

Just get ripped by September? Of course, if five months isn’t long enough, I’m pretty sure your friends already know you’ve been fibbing.

I can’t use chopsticks at all. However, I don’t like Chinese food so don’t feel it’s a skill I’m obligated to learn.

Of course! We all understand that the first sexual partner to finish “wins”! Therefore, the loser has the right to demand a rematch.

That’s how sex works, yes?

My former partners really weren’t sporting types.

Thanks for explaining.

As a mum of three young adults, this sounds like a mixed blessing.

I’m steering away from generalisations. It might be argued that women make better parents, but it isn’t a universal truth (and it traps women in exhausted gender expectations).

I’m interested to understand how USA garbage disposal actually works. Is it just a switch that sends a bag down a chute? I’m confused about such a mechanism being on a kitchen sink, given the amount of water being splashed around, but I may well have misunderstood the system.